i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

“Lazy Sunday” aired 20 years ago today

“Maybe we’re onto something.”

“How can we tell? We’ve only done this 187,623 times with the same success every single time. Could be a fluke.”

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates— scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

whatever you think of Spanberger, the fact that her opponent ran a campaign based almost entirely on transphobia and is on track to eat shit in the biggest blowout the state has seen since 2009 is unambiguously a huge win

A digital poster in the style of a World War II propaganda piece. Isolaed on a yellow background, a normal, squarish, 20-something guy with glasses is sitting working on a laptop. A ghostly figure of Hitler has his arm around the guy and is grinning and shaking a fist triumphantly looking at the laptop screen. On the lid of the laptop where an apple might otherwise be is an openAI logo, bright green, and dripping green ooze down the lid. Text on the poster, in combinations of sans-serif type and brush script reads: Using Generative AI? You’re prompting with Hitler! GenAI is a Fascist Project! Try using your brain instead Don’t surrender your creativity to the tech billionaire’s control

New awareness campaign

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i just watched parasite and this scene is exactly like when you're on tour and you have a fancy homestay and the people aren't home

it'sa me

hell fucking yeah now that's what i call a podcast

SPICEWORLD

my profile picture is me as a clown because posting is clown behavior. need to remember that i'm doing something foolish every time i Post

the destruction of chattel slavery is one of the great accomplishments in our nation's history and the reason conservatives hate celebrating it is because doing so legitimizes the black counter-narrative of the united states

Yes. I am right. I am seeing how Chat GPT is ruining students critical thinking and writing skills in real time. It is not the future. It is a tool designed to render the populace helpless, to make people doubt their innate intelligence, and to foster overreliance on technology.

and if i sound superior, it is merely because i am categorically opposed to generative AI in 99% of use cases, i think it is bad to use it, and i think less of people who do 😌

i don't mean to be a bitch but i have literally never once in my life used chatGPT for even a single second and i have no plans to use it because uhhh i know how to read and write. and i would ideally like for myself and my loved ones and future children to not be boiled alive by climate change

finding out that someone i know uses chatGPT is always so shocking. it's like finding out that someone doesn't tip, or doesn't recycle. but this is how i know i'm living in a bubble

*through gritted teeth* we are loving the questions. we are LOVING THEM www.shesabeast.co/on-loving-th...

me rocking back and forth in the corner of the room repeating “that’s not writing… he said that’s not writing….” until i lose consciousness

i saw this on substack today and now i am unfortunately going to have to pluck out my eyes and boil myself to death in a pit of lava

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂