cnbc: its a "trap" to ask a basic question of a nominee. the fuck are you guys doing over there, cause it isnt journalism.

um wat

A screenshot from Threads user tempestkc that reads "This fish looks like he's about to commit a war crime, dismantle the U.S. forest service and sell me commemorative coin with his face on it." with a fish that does indeed look freakishly like Donald Trump.

Okay, this one got me.

He knows it's going to be a bloodbath, and washing his hands of this in advance.

Locked in his office, Pete Hegseth pours a sixth bourbon, giggles, and turns another page of the Atlantic.

More than anything, today’s result in Hungary is a reminder that much of the public discourse is wildly overstating the strength of authoritarianism (F-word) and the weakness of democracy.

JD Vance went to Iran and accomplished absolutely fuck-all.

Then he went to Hungary and accomplished absolutely fuck-all.

The sweaty loser energy on that guy is positively cosmic.

Only made it a few seconds in before reflex had me back out when the words were positioned below his ass...even a twelve year old editor wouldn't let that happen so it looks like he crapping out words in a slow walk...going to try and watch it all now but lol

Welp...it's in the oven and the dust from the finest (tiny not awesome) flour I've ever used has settled fuckin everywhere

Psssssst...someone remind me to hit no substitutes if I order groceries again. Rookie mistake

Also...not sure I've ever purchased bleached flour. P.S. when I stirred the dry ingredients, the cloud of smoke pouring out the entire time means dusting my apt is going to be a bitch this weekend...I can't bring myself to throw it out tho

Baking with the devil's flour that I got by mistake. Wish my little earl grey tea loaf luck...

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

We couldn't have done it without her.💐

Probably turning into concentration camps

Science is good. We should fund it.

NARRATOR: WE DID NOT IN FACT GET IT TOGETHER IN TIME

The level of competence on display is disconcerting.

Freshly baked cookies and reading this thread has made my doomscrolling a little less doomy

This is an account close to the Iranian leadership. We are now seeing the shape of why Iran agreed so enthusiastically to this "ceasefire".

They will control and toll the Strait for the first time. They keep their nuclear program. They keep their missiles.

What a disaster.

My heart fucking stopped when I saw this pic before I read...too scary for me tonight

Insane.

*replaces spiderman meme in phone*

...and last time I for sure wasn't paying these food prices at the same time

But *of course* they're into performative prayer...they really are the fucking worst

Thinking you’re apolitical is like thinking you “don’t have an accent”—it just means you haven’t thought about it very much.

*signals the orcas*

I can *feel* this summer night