brain worms

first true banger i’ve seen on this app

if a nyt cooking recipe has anything less than five stars it’s like ew gross get away

ah i see this joke has been done many times nevertheless

bluesky is a great place for when you want to exhale out of your nose with amusement

except for their ongoing highly publicized e. coli outbreak

excited to see him getting recognition as a nasty little creep on the national stage

bluesky is beautiful, just reopening my heart to everyone who was annoying on twitter. like yeah fuck it i’ll follow paul krugman again let’s give it a shot

when you play connections do you take the time to figure out how the last 4 are connected or do you just hit submit like a little bitch?

it’s sadistic that airlines charge you to fly to a funeral. should be free!

that would fuck me up so bad haha

sexist guy who thinks all women look the same

you gave me fifteen hundred to see your hypnotherapist
i only went one time, you let it slide
fell on hard times a year ago
was hoping you would let it go and you did

seems like he followed the rule to a tee

people think colorado summers aren’t as bad as on the east coast but we have a dry heat here. we don’t have that humidity to cool us off a bit.

i’m more of a cat guy. give me the bog!

an amazon screenshot from the "DORPU Store" advertising a bamboo step stool with the catch copy "Stable Without Tippy For Big Man"

say the 6 words he's been waiting to hear

silas marner is life goals. just chill out counting your money every night til an orphan shows up and you raise it. sounds so fun.

damn you are truly annoying!