by age 25 you should have an anime girl and animal everyone associates you with so you can receive little tribute presents in your dm inbox

They added a new Woke colour of m&m (purple) and surprise surprise they taste like garbage

I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender

5-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting:

10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍

18:32: Ate "Broccoli".

Goop is $0.00 on bucket

Hey there 👋🏻, it’s me, the new snack from Costco you loved. You will never see me again

two buttons on a website: “apply on jooble” “Apply on bebee”

it’s on jooble dude just log in to bebee

i wish i never learned the word hetslop its ruining me its so good

geriatric uses trumblr & gets scared

i really like this sprite of young nanao so i made this image

#robotalchemicdrive

I had a pretty funny realization when I remembered that Yuuka has a mansion in pc98.

"but umineko is over 100 hours long!" the time will pass anyway so you might as well spend it with gay witches

Colorblind caveman when the tribe tells him about nature:

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 strain called “the Rokkenjima incident” 😳 you’ll be zonked out your gourd 🪄

Me: I don't feel shit

5 mins later: I swear there's a mansion in the forest

My buddy 眯繅 (pronounced "Michael"): The witch is toying with us. This is no good, no goddamn good at all...!

The Incredibles

Children of Termina

pls rember happy day.

or else.

#pixelart #touhou

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

lol #lacenet

not rn highguard just launched

#ReleaseHighguardEarly #PlayHighguard

A picture of Waymond from Everything Everywhere All At Once captioned "So, even though you have broken my heart yet again, I wanted to say, in another life, I would have reallike like just TO WREST CONTROL OF THE SHIELDBREAKER FROM THE ENEMY WARDENS and SHATTER THEIR KEEP! with you" -@playhighguard.bsky.social (#PlayHighguard)

#PlayHighguard

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#PlayHighguard