Update, I've slowly been making my way through the staff handing them out, the amount of love filled, pouty faces when they read the tag makes my heart happy!

@hotdogmontana.bsky.social This year I'm giving emotional support dinosaurs to the staff at my school! I can't wait!

God Speed (1900)

By Edmund Blair Leighton (English, 1853 - 1922)

#art #painting #classicArt

Old still from a John Waters interview- he’s sitting just off of center on a green couch, leaning forward, hands clasped. He’s in front of a bookshelf, looking concerned, or thoughtful. Overlayed on the image is the quote: “Remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend.”

A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.

From the Twitter archives.

Elementary Para here. Over my dead body. They won't touch my kids.

This is a perfect sentence:

"All we’ve gotten in the past decade is example after example of how little these people know about anything other than making apps that destroy something you previously loved, by hollowing it out into a subscription service that no longer works and everyone hates."

😂😂 Are you still vertical or have you actually been poisoned?

Finally an acceptable one for Libra!

Friend: "Sorry I got a little tied up this morning"

Me: "I'll tie you up" "I bet you like being tied up" *omg no 🤦‍♀️*

"No worries!"

Pirate me, work me, home me... 3 different people

Quarters and hand roulette are the games of choice for 8th graders... Not a lot has changed in 20ish years

Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy

Nation's Dog Owners Demand To Know Who's A Good Boy
theonion.com/nations...

I need more reasons to dress like this...

*Insert clever, thought provoking, phrase here...*

I must recommend "Lights Out" by Navessa Allen, especially on audiobook. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 stars, no notes. Her next book comes out this summer 😍