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Posts by sexual magician

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been so windy here it's been hard to do anything with a long exposure. Finally quiet this weekend, here's Sombrero Galaxy, Pinwheel Galaxy, and an Andromeda from earlier this year I forgot to post

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(talking to coworkers) yeah one of my favorite things to do is suicide bait an autistic german man who runs a popular super mario bros fan twitter

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'extremely cute' supper mario broth blatantly editorializing once again.

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Was laughing at the arena-side ad at the games that says "hockey fans deserve Pepsi." That's right they do, the swine

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rfk jr proudly announcing gump cola is now once again made using beef tallow

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face card broke the internet

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dreamt there was a big movement on Wikipedia to add 'But who knows? Something beautiful may have happened' to every page about some incident where someone died horribly and mysteriously

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been talking about this with coworkers - why is all of summer reading themed around dinosaurs this year when most people older than 10 are dinosaur-neutral generally

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autism friendly speed racer screening oh i'm sure

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trying to figure out how much of my 'we should defund artemis in favor of more unmanned interplanetary probes' position comes from real problems with Artemis or if it's because I'm deep down a big planetary science guy

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this rules. i always knew Titan et al. were bigger than Luna but this really puts into perspective how big

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u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it
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Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

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been doing free tax assistance workshops every Saturday since January. 'well why aren't you doing one this weekend' because the 15th is tomorrow ma'am

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worst week in public librarianship annually - every american looking at the calendar and going 'Huh, I guess I should start looking at doing my taxes'

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a big reason we're in the situation we're in is because of the mass psychosis inflicted on the american public during the two months they couldn't go to cracker barrel

1 week ago 5 1 0 0

you start to realize why his mom sold him for a handful of percs

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dear global capital — the president of the United States is fucking with your money. will you handle it? signed, sympathetic consumer

1 week ago 10 1 0 0
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what kind of name is Tearful Van Aert

1 week ago 7 1 3 0

you're from Illinois? didn't they make that place up for the sufjan album?

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whenever i think about how much better things would be for me if i was 27 when i was 19 i have to sit down for a second

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yeah it's just a lesson I'm learning now. you don't think it's going to happen to you until it's been three years and you're still in the same job you're 'just working till i find something better'

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at this point i think getting hired in public sector/academia is a myth we tell grad students to get them to pay tuition

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i don't know why we have to play this little game. just a waste of time and expense.

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well, the job went to an internal candidate and it turns out i was just interviewed to pretend to the board it wasn't biased

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that rules

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important thing to take into consideration re: Iran in the near future is how much policy will be driven by war hawks who had the promise of nuclear hellfire taken away from them at the last minute

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Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking

News used to be better

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the interstellar Flag of Humanity should be a QR code to a website that doesn't work anymore

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they're gonna take him out goodfellas style 🔜

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except it's not even the status quo, iran is getting major concessions that'd have been unthinkable 5 weeks ago. imagine telling someone in January that Iran won't be under sanctions in April

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