Living in DC is so wild because you will be at the bar and it will be like 2 dudes next to you throwing em back discussing the nuclear codes. And you just gotta pretend you don't hear anything

JD Vance writing a book about his return to Catholicism and then Trump beefing with the Pope

I've been knees deep in learning software engineering and have gotten to the part where I learn that things in engineering are referred to as "masters" and "slaves"... just when I found something that felt like it could take my mind off all the bullshit, here comes some bullshit 🫠

but do you dip the napkin in the glass before or after you're done drinking it? are you drinking it after you dipped the napkin? if so you're OCD world champion

And now, I will ***release the thought***

I want all my fellow OCD suffers to know that after scrubbing my tub absolutely clean and spotless after it was already spotless, I ran a bath and when I got out the bath and drained it there was a single piece of my hair in the tub. And I wanted to scream. The agony 🥲

Gidget is sooooooooo cute

Hello, and good day!

Thank you so much ❤️

I don't know, actually! I do believe that it was recorded. I will check!

I NEED ZOOTOPIA 2 TO GET THAT OSCAR

Opening to the Oscars WHEW

Oh, this is so funny haha

Thank you so much.

This is a shit show lmao

This don't make no damn sense. Trump removed oil sanctions on Russia, Iran's ally, to increase oil flow, that was reduced because of a war he started... with Iran. Which would benefit Russia.
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/us/politics/t...

I'm sure that you never will forget it! Even as an adult, I felt the pure joy of raising a herd of frogs.... then the disappointment to find that they were mosquitoes

Heather, I was so sure that I had a little tadpole. Then as the days went on, I'm like......... I don't think this is a frog.

Thought I was raising a tadpole. It was a mosquito baby.
Cue the sad violin music.

testing

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Awww this brought tears to my eyes!

Thank you. so much.

Thank you so much!

Thank you!

Awwww thank you so much. I feel the love! This experience has absolutely opened me up to having more mentees.

Thank you so much!

Thank you!