A screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter) by Magyar Péter (Ne féljetek), with the handle @magyarpeterMP. The post reads: "Until 31 May, the Orbán puppets may voluntarily step down from their positions. This applies to the President of Hungary, the President of the Curia, the President of the National Office for the Judiciary, the President of the Constitutional Court, and the Prosecutor General. On 12 April, the Hungarian people voted for a complete political transformation. If these officials do not step down voluntarily by 31 May, then — on the basis of the mandate received from millions of Hungarians — we will remove them from office." At the bottom, the timestamp reads "3:04 AM • Apr 21, 2026" alongside "19.9K Views".

Peter Magyar is not playing around at all. He's going to purge every single remnant of corrupt Orbanism. This is exactly how Dems need to be when they retake power.

If you’re a Mets fan and you’re not trying to stop Steve Cohen from putting a casino in the Citi Field parking lot then you’re officially worse than Yankees fans

we need to bring back Big Tobacco like a necromancer brings back an enemy. Nationalize it. Get all the execs smoking again. Put prices up to $80/pack. Use it to fund schools. Im talkin 5 packs a day in their cars with the windows up. I wanna see a pack of Winstons on Elon’s nightstand next to a gun

I wonder how the owner of the car covered in giant, custom infowars decals that used to park outside my apartment in Bushwick is doing right now

Fuck this “living forever” shit. Tax them like a coke habit and have them breathing through tubes in 15 years. I want every evil decision of theirs to be made amidst a climate-change-fueled wildfire of burning cigarettes. Farm subsidies? No, you now grow enough tobacco to level the Blackrock C-suite

we need to bring back Big Tobacco like a necromancer brings back an enemy. Nationalize it. Get all the execs smoking again. Put prices up to $80/pack. Use it to fund schools. Im talkin 5 packs a day in their cars with the windows up. I wanna see a pack of Winstons on Elon’s nightstand next to a gun

It’s wild because this was in like 2009-10, so almost a full decade too early to be that crazy

I wonder how the owner of the car covered in giant, custom infowars decals that used to park outside my apartment in Bushwick is doing right now

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We're off to a good start here
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So many good ones, but there’s truly only one real answer

If your elected government representative has said the words “Hasan Piker” but not the word “genocide” out loud this year, then it’s time to elect someone else

So many good ones, but there’s truly only one real answer

If your elected government representative has said the words “Hasan Piker” but not the word “genocide” out loud this year, then it’s time to elect someone else

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and free say Mamdani
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you can spot me up top
when I drop
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Do doo doo
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“ETOC is an initiative of the Democratic Socialists of America to promote the formation of militant tenant unions through tenant-to-tenant training and instruction”

series starts Mon 5/9

It’s weird also that most people dunno Palantir isn’t new, they’ve been evil overlording since 2003

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

A screenshot of a thread on X (formerly Twitter). The original post is by Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) and reads: "Gay surrogacy and gay adoption are predicated on the idea that gay men (or women) have a 'right' to become parents. This idea is not only morally insane but also logically incoherent. It’s exactly like jumping off a building and claiming that you have the right to fly. Nobody has the right to defy the laws of nature. Where would such a right even originate? Two men cannot be parents. It’s impossible. Doesn’t matter how they feel or what they want. It cannot be. The only 'right' at issue here is the right of the child. And the child has a right to be raised by a mother and a father, not two men masquerading as mother and father." Jenna Ellis (@realJennaEllis) replies: "This same logic is the reason Obergefell should be overturned. Two men do not have a 'right' to be married either." Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) replies to Jenna Ellis: "Absolutely" The bottom of the screenshot shows the timestamp: 1:28 PM · Apr 19, 2026.

All the transphobic pick me gays will have it coming when they're done with us.

We told you so.

It was a wildly embarrassing time for everyone

I bet you didn’t know that I used to ghostwrite for Internet forum rappers 30 years ago lol

fold a roll up and flip
phone in a new hobby
smart watch me bus’ fast
and free say Mamdani
ctrl see me
w/ two keys
can you copy
you can spot me up top
when I drop
origami
in the crease
chasing goals
u profess-you-know
hotkeys
pencil mania bars
to re-noun
call me Her/she
Do doo doo
like fo-ger-ty

"As I suspected, someone is adding soil to my garden."
"The plot thickens."

so we are done with pickleball, right?

That one was two legit text messages my old roommate and I sent to her brother, our third roommate while very stoned.

“Can we eat your cheese? Hahaha”

“This is not a joke”

A picture of a white coroplast “bandit sign” with “We Buy Houses CASH 914-800-3425” written on it in black marker. Note that this number is no longer owned by this person, it was like 2018. Also pictured are my shoes

Ok i promised the story:

I walked out of my house, a few years back, to find one of this first sign in my front yard. This happened a lot because I lived on the main thoroughfare through a popular commuter city, between the highway and the train station. My front yard was prime realty for signs ..🧵

Thank you

walking pneumonia but for complete mental snd emotional collapse

You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed.

as a former webmaster I can say it was almost certainly a webmaster