Bork. :3

🐺🐺🐺

Bleh, job hunting is hard when you don't feel any sort of confidence in fulfilling the list of job requirements.

Like I bet it's not nearly as bad as it sounds and I could probably handle nine of the ten jobs I pass on, but every time my brain panics and I don't think I can do it.

...Oh no, he's even better with the extra bulk... ❤️

Thicc Trick—

Thicc Trick 🧱

Woke up feeling very bleh today and with no reason? Brain chemicals, can you not...

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

I am delighted to show off the final photos of this behemoth of a project I've been working on since last year: the Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat mascot costume, for the new boardgame of the same name. You can see this in action at UKGE in May!

All handmade by me! ✂️🧵🪡

come on man.

「おまえ…その横幅は毛量だけじゃねぇな？」

#furryart

fat lion sitting, belly between legs resting over bulge, and giving you a coy smile, as if inviting the idea of letting you cuddle up for some good time

flat color sketch for @azazel-lion.bsky.social be sure to give belly rubs! #tddart

I love going to the local diner for their breakfasts, it's absolutely wonderful. Normally I get a full spread but today I got a meat lover's omelette that was just... *chef kiss*

I haven't had an omelette that good in a LONG while. ❤️

I... I am going to have to sit on you now. I will just switch to behewurf and sit on you now just for this. XD

STOP PLAYING FORTNITE ????

I mean for real, its been tapping harder and harder into AI shit.

I had to stop myself after playing for years, i am certain you can too.

Birdy drawing, also been playing that tomodachi life too.

🧊🎨

If you enjoy being odd, weird, or just plain strange because you love yourself and are confident in the things you like... keep being weird!

And if you don't feel confident or comfortable, that's ok too. Just know there's a whole bunch of us here to love it with ya. :3

Weird > "Normal", always!

And I hope all of y'all will continue to be weird with me, and encourage others to be their craziest, weirdest self. :3

I'm ace/homoromantic, a gainer, a furry, a lover of crazy and monstrous beings. I'm a fantasy lover, a bibliophile who would devour entire libraries.

I'm hyper-energetic, but exceedingly shy. I am an absolute chaos gremlin, but at the same time surprisingly structured.

I'm *weird* and I love it!

If you enjoy being odd, weird, or just plain strange because you love yourself and are confident in the things you like... keep being weird!

And if you don't feel confident or comfortable, that's ok too. Just know there's a whole bunch of us here to love it with ya. :3

Weird > "Normal", always!

And they'll never go to waste, only to waist. Burrrrawp~

New nickname: Hi-Cal Mal. :3~

Can I get multiple? The other two heads get jealous if only one gets a treat...

Someone needs to make The Drink That Makes You Gain 100 Lbs already. Send it to me while you're at it.

Wait, does this have one too many zeroes...? *Bwomph*

Thing for @tonsofdeer.bsky.social

Gmornin' folks, I am awake and it shall be everyone's problem!

*Rolls over to go back to sleep*

Really fat roo being laid on by a smaller roo c:

One Roo, One Bed-sized Roo

Time to hide under that canopy and take shelter from the elements, that's for sure. |3

CW: IRL Wurfgut, again!

And when you're that full, there's only one thing to do... Release the beast. x///3

#gainer

CW: IRL wurfgut

Yeah I'm in a tumposting mood of late. Love seeing how much my gut bulges past my belt. |3

#gainer

I am so full of bread tonight... *uuuurpppp*

Just keep messing with the upper limit on your size, toy with the data, oops maximum_size = Error, well I guess we'll see what happens...