• Gunshots

I'm convinced the DJs who talk shit about Rekordbox just don't know how to use it. Does it occasionally misread the beginning of a beatgrid? Yes, but that's a 5 second fix, and it makes up for it 1000x over with the ability to re-grid wonky tracks, add cues, add notes, etc. Learn the tools. 🤷‍♀️

Sounds that will immediately disqualify a track for me:
• Sirens
• Whistles
• Sex Moans

Fuck you, you are the biggest disappointment in the senate

Put a cat in the same room as me and watch these neuros diverge

They would accelerate

Within 15 minutes of starting cleaning our condo this morning I’ve found a vape and a set of keys I’ve been looking for, you’d think this would be a reinforcing experience but 🫠

8???

This pita chip serving size is actually hateful what the fuck

Oh, absolutely. And I will keep. On. Hitting them.

Me: “Weed helps my ADHD”

Also me:

There are so few rules in my house when it comes to my cats, and this morning they are breaking all of them

Just stepped on one of those plastic jingly cat balls barefoot and it shattered, I feel like that’s the cat dad equivalent of stepping on a lego

She has her first vet appointment in an hour 🥲

Such a bad night of insomnia, such a good morning for cratedigging music

I hate it when I said “I’ll do it tomorrow” yesterday 🥲

On a lap, but also, plotting

Help my cat is stuck in Crime Mode

Just bought a flight to SF for $69, and if that's not a gay omen I don't know what is

This is also the sound of me spending money

Few better feelings as a DJ than discovering a new record label where every release is 🔥

Also love when a therapy session is a little gossipy. Like we’re gonna talk about my problems but there’s also some tea

I love walking into a therapy session like “girl, we have so much new content” lol

“I’m sick, and the only thing that can cure me is a discounted Ableton Push 3, on sale for $749 (25% off of its normal list price of $999)” -me to my partner

In my happy place, with my big ass ahi plate 🥰

Me but with a weed vape

Being gay at a canyon on Kauai in my Junk Drawer shirt with my favorite guy 🥰

Like surfer bros, can we be friends? 🥺

Weed smells twice as good when you’re traveling and can’t find any 🥲

The sample flip is just 🫰