remember to take regular breaks from work to let your lovely secretary tend to your needs

comm for @swishye.bsky.social

remember to take regular breaks from work to let your lovely secretary tend to your needs

comm for @swishye.bsky.social

new asmr channel dropped

bday art for @marce.fish

new asmr channel dropped

bday art for @marce.fish

who know cows could lay eggs

my OCs: Birdo: Tapa (she/it) Yoshi: Silog (it/its) yes very original 🇵🇭

[Move to the Music]; 1-vs-3 (Mario Party 2)
(feat. my Yoshi & Birdo OCs)
(cw: oviposition/eggs)

Copy the moves of the dance master! If even one player is left standing, the dance master loses!
Yes, you also have to copy the bit with the eggs. It's part of the dance.

my OCs: Birdo: Tapa (she/it) Yoshi: Silog (it/its) yes very original 🇵🇭

[Move to the Music]; 1-vs-3 (Mario Party 2)
(feat. my Yoshi & Birdo OCs)
(cw: oviposition/eggs)

Copy the moves of the dance master! If even one player is left standing, the dance master loses!
Yes, you also have to copy the bit with the eggs. It's part of the dance.

who know cows could lay eggs

my favorite part of Pokemon Unite was when the losers became, "cows you could have your way with," as punishment,

which is totally something that happens, and not a self-indulgent thing regarding game overs,

moo

my favorite part of Pokemon Unite was when the losers became, "cows you could have your way with," as punishment,

which is totally something that happens, and not a self-indulgent thing regarding game overs,

moo

Drawover of a screenshot from ALYSON’s “Kung Sakaling Tanawin,” music video, where Pio Ligot is replaced with my sona, as he’s walking down a bridge, tears streaming down his face with his face & knuckles bruised. Subtitles are in Tagalog from the lyrics, translated which say, “Can you look into my eyes and say, ‘I love you?’”

kung sakaling tanawin, ako pa bang muli?

the best form of cardio

comm for @bunbunbones.bsky.social (feat. Rowdie [Lopunny] & Min [Lucario])

the best form of cardio

comm for @bunbunbones.bsky.social (feat. Rowdie [Lopunny] & Min [Lucario])

Same as above but now wearing no clothes instead! also the picture of mallow is House MD for some reason, it's a long story

You didn't quite get the very subtle signals she was giving you, so she took all her clothes off. just to be sure you get it. she really hopes you get it.

Mallow the bunny with her angel wings and halo. She's wearing a bracelet - explained to be an artifact called "the bracelet of bimbofication" that reduces intelligence and buffs charisma. As a result she's scantily dressed and quite a bit more plump than usual, especially in the tits and lips. She's looking the viewer in the eye making a blowjob hand motion while they look at their phone screen, at a photo of normal mallow, in confusion.

Wait... Is this really the same bun who's been sending those pictures? I guess there's a certain resemblance, but she's not quite what you expected in person 😳

by: @kochapatsu.bsky.social

cute meowscarada maid that you can depend on
hope you can handle her grassy terrain though (it heals you)

cute meowscarada maid that you can depend on
hope you can handle her grassy terrain though (it heals you)

I run into a lot of bugs during summertime (literally)

cute bat secretary that helps you recharge after a long day;
she might be allergic to a lot of things though

(feat. @scrumbular.bsky.social + sleeveless & topless alts)

(CW: Vore)

when your big buxom vaporeon bf wants to comfort you in any way he can

comm for anonymous

[Bowl Over]; 1-vs-3 (Mario Party 1)
Let's go Bowling! The bowler uses 🕹️ to aim the shell, while the people who are pins try to jump away.

Happy MAR10 :)

mistletoes are evergreen, meaning it's present year-round, so technically...

(feat. self-indulgent alt ✌️🐎)

when you got super chill roommates that let you air it all out, but said roommates also get super horny

(feat. hairless alt for the cowards)

[Bowl Over]; 1-vs-3 (Mario Party 1)
Let's go Bowling! The bowler uses 🕹️ to aim the shell, while the people who are pins try to jump away.

Happy MAR10 :)

[Order Up]; 2-vs-2 (Mario Party 4)
(cw: oviposition/egg)

Toad will order items that you must find in the boxes before the other team. First to 3 points wins.

Make sure you get your order while they're fresh out the oven.

[Sky Pilots]; 2-vs-2 (Mario Party 2)
The player steering the plane and the player flapping the wings must cooperate to reach the finish line first!

Watch out for any air traffic along the way, especially anything big, round, & possibly aroused.

when you got super chill roommates that let you air it all out, but said roommates also get super horny

(feat. hairless alt for the cowards)

where i also wanna be

where i also wanna be

taking your pets on a walk (they may need some more training though)

(feat. self-indulgent hypno alt)