Patreon supporters, a new Book Shambles from the @latitudefestival.bsky.social is out for you now! @robinince.bsky.social and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social chat to Rebecca Achieng Ajulu-Bushell. Subscribe at patreon.com/cosmicshambles
Yes! I tried to then auction the whole shirt but no one wanted to pay £5000 for it for WaterAid. To be fair, it is more than I would spend in total myself!
This worked in both directions and I'm extremely grateful ❤️
Y'know, if you use one of those mulled wine spice sachets and some honey and hot water to make a really intense cup of what I call "Christmas Tea", no one can stop you. You can just do that.
You can hate on AI generated infographs as much as you like, but I'd like to see you calculate how logh a hob dog is with your bare hot dugers
I like to leave Peperami wrappers in toilet sanitary bins to give the cleaners something to talk about.
Oh yes that was likely me! I was staying just off Easter Rd!
Yes I realised after I posted it hahaha
Was it me???
I like to do it in person, for a human touch.
Whoa!!!! This is so good!!!!
Looking forward to the Emily in Paris episode where she has a meet-cute with the Louvre Heist detective while working on a new marketing campaigne for them (something like "Our entry prices are a STEAL!"), but has a crisis of consciousness when she finds the missing jewels in Mindy's laundry basket.
I should clarify that I'm not saying money is EVERYTHING. There is more to life than survival, and happiness isn't just about who owns the most stuff. But society is set up to keep the powerful rich, and if that isn't AT LEAST making them happy, then WHY don't they use their power to change that?
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If your financial situation means you could take a year off work and maintain your current lifestyle, and you STILL don't think money can buy happiness, then you are doing it wrong and you should be stripped of your privileges. Because if you can't be HAPPY with that, then you don't deserve it.
I performed this show ONCE in 2019 at the Children's Comedy Festival. It won BEST SHOW. Then I never performed it again... UNTIL NOW!
No kids? No stress! This is a show for ALL ages. Leave your maturity at the door and treat yourself to an hour of wholesome silliness.
wegottickets.com/event/659615
yes
@zafarcakes.bsky.social can get in the frigging queue 🤣 (jk love you Bilal 😘)
noooo! 😭
Just overheard a woman on the train start a sentence with, "This is how random I am..." before explaining that she'd booked a holiday based off a Facebook ad.
You're not "random", Sharon. That's a textbook example of how targeted advertising works because of how unbelievably predicatable you are.
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I mean that IS A Problem Squared tbf 😂
"My Dad asked me to name that thing which comes back when you throw it."
"Boomerang?"
"Nah, he texted."
My problem? Too many people believe in me.
How can I be the hero of my own story when all the supporting characters are like, "Yeah, we knew you'd do it." What the hell sort of motivator is that?
Tell me I'm attempting the impossible. Tell me I'm foolish. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG GODDAMMIT
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South London Theatre, West Norwood Saturday 19 April | 2pm | £10 or 4 for £35 020 3757 6111 | southlondontheatre.co.uk
South London! FAMILIES IN NEED OF FUN! We're back at @southlondontheatre.bsky.social on Saturday 19th April, with @vanderlaugh.bsky.social, Paul Duncan McGarrity and @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! Stand-up! Silly stories! High chance of a moose singsong!
🎟️ www.ticketsource.co.uk/slt/comedy-c...
Happy Friday, you made it! Why not treat yourself to a well-deserved night of laughter at The Glee Club? 🥳
Guaranteed to keep you in stitches will be Jacob Hawley, Mike Rice, Billy Kirkwood & @bechillcomedian.bsky.social! 😂
Go ahead, BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/BhamWeekendCom
Abercrombie & Fitch employee: Hi ma'am, can I help you?
Me (holding up a travel fork): Hi, yes, could you point me in the direction of the applecrumble and fish?
