i cant articulate why but this is hilarious to me. it's in the haru urara of it

the very wise Gold Ship once said:

so cutieful

oguri creature experiences confusion

every time one of my non-rudolf umas wins over a rudo in a race a angel gains its wings

@ Sakiko

mikoto im sorry i fear you'll be the jochanaan here

Akujo goes so hard. Go mikoto! With your 🫵 help we *can* make her worse

i have just the concert for you

wondering if chivalric romances are A Thing in-universe and if so how the genre changed considering the entire Horses Are A People thing

(<-person who just had the thought that Gold Ship and Quixano would get along well. Poor Sancho though)

if don quixote exists in umamusume is Rocinante a horse girl?

chat i am indeed fucked

(<-figured it does indeed vibe with romana as a school)

it digs his own grave deeper but explains why there is a grave to begin with

i know costumer designers who use subtlety and they're all cowards

i want to poke her with one of those sticks for stoking fire

his life is in great danger if he keeps this up

i swear they handpick the most mentally unwell individuals they can find to make up romana's student body

the evil and intimidating horse

love how every time she appears onscreen so far her mental state somehow gets worse

i feel like minku accidentally either got nadeshiko downright homicidal towards the siegfried jh or did a brutal blow to nadeshiko's mental image of her, hell, maybe both. Independently i am seated for it

the romana cast scares me (/very pos)

i feel the count of people who'd appreciate stella's head on a plate just rose to 2 (i'd say 3 but i need more confirmation for the 3rd)

my conclusion so far is that Romana seems to operate similarly to the principles and formation process of kodoku

GET UP

girl get up

i need to put mikoto in a microwave

at hitting my head against the wall levels already