it really feels like *every* doctor and their staff has forgotten that insurance companies want changes made to documents to be initialed and dated lately

maybe there's lead in the water or something.

it's been a while. i always forget i have these kinds of social media profiles. fully forgot to update my handle when i updated webhosting stuff

I've been writing fic lately with the intent of not sharing it and it's been really freeing in a weird way 😂 somehow actually makes me write more

It’s almost impossible to come up with an exhaustive list of unacceptable products to sell, so often we have to take content reviews one at a time. If an issue arises with your account that isn’t already covered by our policy, then we will contact you and share what options you may have. If you've collected money while in violation of terms, we may be forced to refund or freeze all pending transactions, as accounts that are in violation of our terms are not eligible for payouts.

Itch's new content policy is:

1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.

2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.

I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.

To everyone who wants Visa and Mastercard to stop screwing with our platforms:

This thread contains everything you need to fight back!

- A script
- Form links
- Email addresses
- Phone numbers
- Petitions
- and more!

Let's flood these fuckers with complaints until they get the message!

this is the stupidest possible thing I could complain about right now, but oh god the 3D bitmoji are ugly as sin

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I'm so excited ykmet release day is here! I...still don't have it in me to go after the true neutral achievement yet. just getting mercurial and yelling "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME" at my monitor during beta broke me a little 😂

🥲

that's all. just 🥲

A screenshot of a Windows XP error dialog that reads "Could not complete action because no" with an OK button

How it feels to have executive dysfunction

Kurama🌹 | YuYu Hakusho

folks, she's fuckin' beautiful.

closeup of my hair, the right side that was blond covered in a pink goop of color. there is a little bit of the dark brown mixed in, but not too worried about that being stained by the pink

we're finally going pink

oh, what's that? just a mosquito?

still a good damn nightmare

every part of my face is going to itch all night now

the sudden feeling

of something

c r a w l i n g

across your eyeball

this office is literally the fucking worst

dear Dr S,

please for the love of my fucking sanity sign your own CMNs for once

This is all very simple. Let the world's two biggest babies fight and visibly construct and build a world without them. Anybody who tries to welcome Elon Musk, the world's most preeminent ratfucker, into their political party should be put in a dog crate until 2029.

getting caught up on my timeline after getting home from work and lmfaooooo

As foretold in the prophecy

I wish them both the worst.

I got off my 15 earlier, turned my chair around to face my desk and thought a piece of hair had fallen from one side to hang in my face

nope

surprise, it was a spider about 6 inches from my face at eye level

I clapped that thing so hard in panic my hands still hurt an hour and a half later 🥲

MARK ANTHONY STOP FUCKING GIVING PEOPLE YOUR OLD NUMBER ITS BEEN MINE SINCE 2018

the last time I did a split dye it did not come out nearly this nice and was *such* a pain in the ass to do

I have become so much more proficient in bleaching my own hair since then, I also haven't had a full head of hair since 2012 so... that definitely factors in

so fucking happy with how this turned out though

a selfie of me looking off to one side, the right half of my hair is a dark brown and the left is bleach blond, with a part down the middle

a selfie of me looking off to one side, all my hair going to the left side, with the dark brown layered on top of the bleach blond

oh my god

I do not have the brain power to slap pink over the blond tonight but I *think* that's what I'm doing first

a picture of my face, hair hanging in front of it. blond is swept over the natural darker color, still wet. a few pieces in the blond are unbleached

well, letting this dry and hitting that little bit that apparently didn't get touched at all. then I can do the other half dark and deliberate on which color is going over the blond with the options I have

a closeup of my face, my hair parted down the middle with tinfoil covering the right half of my hair

it's happening

something collectively broke within all of us online that day. never was it fixed and it only made us worse.

I didn't wash my hair over the weekend so I can begin the process of bleaching half of it tonight and having my sides freshly buzzed makes a world of difference of me not wanting my natural hair color at this stage of growth

it's very much giving the opposite of "pride month" vibes right now