The penalty box looks like 4am drunk tank at Buffalo PD #sabres

Introduced to a new game this week - Memoir ‘44, by a BGA friend in NZ. Can’t wait to visit them IRL.

A message that an employee is calling out because their babysitter was detained by ICE.

Quick reminder we moved on from ICE once we attacked Iran and something happened to middle class white people. #FuckICE. Had an employee call out because their babysitter was detained by ICE.

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MY KING WHAT DID I TELL YOU

Craving dart

I also want to celebrate going to a new bar alone and making friends there

WE FUCKIN ON THE BUFFLO SABRES BED TONIGHT

HEY BABE

GO #SABRES

So..

Bud, have a drink take a seat welcome to the show

Been so strong in the 3rd and were dominating possession

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Link?

i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you are a Buffalo Sabres Fan

An entire planet is rooting for the Sabres.

Tulip says “Let’s Go Sabres”!

I’m so stressed. Playoff hockey.

A greyhound lounging

5 mile hike today so tired

Seems low :(

A dark gray bunny lies on a fluffy white blanket. Four hands form a star shape with the bunny.

Opened the elevator just as the woman on my floor ripped a SHARP one

Sabres.

Good morning to all who celebrate being the Atlantic Division Champions #Sabres

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

What is “sardinemaxxing” and should you try it? People online are eating canned sardines for the purported healthcare benefits, including the effects on one's skin.

I love tinned fish news.northeastern.edu/2026/04/08/w...

This makes me miss my greyhound. She’s in the other room refusing to come into the couch.

Get rekt rangers

My favorite thing is when you stop petting a dog and they put their paw on your arm like, "we're not done here."

Bye bye old apt #niceknowingya