bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

‘Why are you always tired?’ I’ve been alive every day since I was born. It adds up.

Role play idea:

Getting too drunk and drowning face down in the cuddle puddle

It’s crazy that no one has mentioned Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil yet

Proof I am not a smart device.

Gosh are you going to love watching Shin Godzilla

Carrie is weak to Samantha, Samantha is weak to Charlotte, charlotte is weak to the ugly one and the ugly one is weak to Carrie. Until you beat the second gym in cerulean city you can’t train them up past level 20 or they’ll start to disobey you. Miranda. Just remembered.

The Wuben G5, it’s a very nifty little flashlight

Text: A computer can never be horny, therefore a computer can never make art

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

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I know this is going to sound crazy but I really think the ferrerro rocher candy company should make anal beads. I don't mean I want to stuff their candy up my ass. It just seems like there is a synergy as far as mysterious luxury pleasure orbs. And where else can they go but in your ass