Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Aloha 🌺

I might have to take a
Second one on the flight!

I have to get up in 3 hours for a flight to Hawaii. I also just took an Ambien. I feel like This may have not been a wise idea

Science literacy rates are at an all time low

Pls 😭

My friend sent me a surprise belated birthday gift. She knows I’m trying to step my cookware game up!

I never could get these to work. The parachute never opened up completely.

If we all work together, we can make sure the World Cup is an absolutely embarrassing failure for the rich people who care about it.

SAME. I like to be “inside”!

KATZ!!!

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Me watching emails roll into my inbox at 10:00 Peee emmm like it’s 10:00AM!

This is a dance off! If you see this post dance or you're eliminated

He shouldn’t have resigned until Gonzales agreed to do the same.

We can’t keep doing this thing where Democrats are the only ones who face consequences it’s how we got here

WE are the reason for “IT’S 10 PM. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?”

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So let me get this right, now the US is forming a blockade in the strait? We are gonna blockade the blockade? We are so embarrassing lmao

I can’t get ON the floor without my hands?????? 😩🫩😭

Time to get this money.

Spring in the DMV is really dope. This is Brookside Gardens in MD.

There are also tulip farms or gardens at Burnside Farms and Netherlands Carillon in VA around
The Capitol in DC.

✨Seeing Black folks geeking out over space shit on the skyline.✨

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All of my new fellow space nerds going through #Artemis withdrawal should check out #ForAllMankind on Apple TV.

This is really end of an era because Artemis II is the last NASA only mission. Next phases are joint missions with SpaceX and Blue Origin and it’s all downhill from here.

Being on Earth after being in space:

Why do people that engage in these alleged shenanigans always want to run for office? Like, do you want to be a creep or the governor? Pick one!

I’ve said this from day one. I expect the list to be ridiculous. Like THOUSANDS of people. From every member of his cabinet, his family members, every ICE agent.

Today, I signed the supplemental budget into law — which makes my free community college program permanent.

We’ve made great strides towards making a quality education accessible and affordable here in Maine, and I’ll fight to do the same in the Senate.

A bonnet and mask in one. Y’all are so creative. 😂

Meme of the day.