Me, taking $40,000 worth of blueberries to Pierre at the end of summer trying to bankrupt him.

In Michigan, you can trim what is overhanging your property and no further. Other states will vary.

Yeah, I don’t like this any more than launch. Fingers and toes crossed.

Same.

Moonshine technically cannot be called moonshine unless it was produced on the moon.

The Shine region of the moon, to be precise.

FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Alien Legacy - Wikipedia

I was trying to remember the name of an old DOS game I loved in the 90s so I was thinking about every detail I could come up with to make a post about it, and my brain just casually provided the name.

Thanks, brain. Sometimes you’re helpful.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_L...

I think there’s like four people in my office working today. We got the afternoon off and most folks were like “see ya Monday, then.”

Artemis IV will hopefully end an unfortunate historical anomaly. I have been alive for every crewed moon landing. @grae.bsky.social has never been alive for one.

The Pistons won the Central Division *and* humanity went back to the moon before we got GTA 6.

So much GenX trauma tonight. I am extra proud of that crew for what they’re doing because they are all almost exactly my age.

I did not know how to explain this tho absolute baby that my immune system would not allow me to touch them. We were both sad.

Nope Nope

#NoKings
#Michigan

It’s possible this proves I’m a bad person, but every freak who is forcing service workers to say “welcome in” to customers, I deeply believe, should step on Legos every day for the rest of their lives

Am I the only one who had horrible second hand embarrassment watching the trailer for Masters of the Universe?

Amaze! Amaze! Amaze! 🪨🤛

(Yes, I pulled off all the blankets, inspected the bed and shook out the blankets. This isn’t amateur hour. My brain persists.)

I’m fifty years old and I am sitting on my bed refusing to get under the covers because I may have seen a bug or I may have seen one of my (many) eye floaters. Who can say?

I made enough dinner to be my lunch tomorrow but it was underwhelming. I’ll probably still eat it for lunch tho.

i know this makes me sound like an insufferable snob but i rarely find myself in mainstream chain theaters anymore (i'm lucky to live in nyc!) so when i go to, say, a regal to see project hail mary and have to sit through 17 pre-movie trailers including this one i take massive psychic damage.

They are not siblings but they’ve been together since they were 5 and 8 weeks old.

Brown tabby on the left, calico on the right, cuddle up on a fuzzy grey blanket.

These days they are more likely to shove each other into the floor than cuddle, but sometimes….

I have to have standards, JPF!

Just hitting all our buttons, isn’t it?? 😂

I am screaming into a pillow.

FIVE MINUTES OF RESEARCH. Is it too much to ask??

echo chamber this bubble that but do you know what feels really fucking awesome? having surrounded yourself with people that genuinely care about other people, not having to hear stupid shit all the time, and not weighing down every conversation with trying to educate someone who doesn't wanna learn

First, not fist, but you can see why I made that mistake. 😂😂