i wanna get fucked by a cock that’s so big, you’ll have to hold me down to fit it all in me !!!

THE WHALE is a worthless movie but it also caused me to start cropping my fat art in such a way to emphasize the largeness of the fine ladies I be drawing, so I guess it got that going for it.

god i wanna try discontinued foods so bad like.... uh pepsi apple pie or peeps pepsi or a choco taco

ITS KILLER NIGHT

as a colorblind person, this Tomodachi Life color guide has been very helpful so I'm passing it on

thanks to u/okally and the TL subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/tomodachil...

And 3 😌👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💛

Big wet elf boobies 😏 ain’t that what menfolk like? 💦

meow:3

Tom Cruise movies are so unrealistic. You never see him struggling to reach something on a high shelf.

Are you guys on letterboxd? #letterboxd boxd.it/gJBz3

crows are messengers of death and fate but they are also funky little guys

he is so swag

well except for killing people you know

Art the Clown from the Terrifier movies watched Rhea Ripley's match from WrestleMania.

Dracula Flow meme That pussy feel like Biscoff butter

Dracula Flow meme This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit.

Dracula Flow meme I got the Midas touch, fuckboy

Dracula Flow meme Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin' fingerprints off. They will not find me.

DAVINKY?

damn thats a lot of wives

Artillery Witch

I love the shirt

hi fernn

hiiiiiii

and im waiting for the lineup metaphorically

hey chat would any of my mutuals wanna frot w meeeee?

curioussss

The picture shows the king on his deathbed, surrounded by priests, doctors and faithful

#otd 1461 Charles VII of France died. #medievaldeath #medieval Ms.: BL, Royal 20 C IX, f. 311

everybunny knows the simple splendor of enjoying a humble bunana

We need more condoms in porn. Not because of normalizing safer sex, but because it’s stupid hot when they’re used as a signifier for temptation/too small for someone/they break/seeing them get filled with very unrealistic amounts of cum. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.