Hey, Canadians: what do you do when your tax return appears to be stuck? I filed on March 2nd and it’s showing “needs more processing time” with no information.

I did! There were flow charts!

a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please . ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .

More importantly, the scrutiny will further delay my refund and I have Big Plans for that money so

Filed our taxes at the same time. Partner received their refund earlier this week, whereas mine is nowhere to be seen.

I immediately assume that my entire existence is being audited and they’re going to uncover a past so shady I didn’t even know about it.

My smoothie is more mango than mango: frozen mango, mango sorbet, mango yogurt, and mango juice.

I am now 🥭li.

Good news, everyone!

I can’t tell if this is creepy or sad, but I used AI to be myself and see what it came up with.

Fake me made me laugh.

That doesn’t make any sense. Basically, I’m abusing punctuation in entirely new ways and it makes me laugh. :lolsob:

I’ve started to use Slack emoji short code to communicate my feelings on Slack. It’s getting complicated in here.

So devastating. I wonder how much their GoFundMe will generate.

Eat a bag of dicks, Daylight Savings Time! #bye

I have a mandatory work event in Las Vegas next month, and I want to refuse to go but it’ll likely mean getting fired.

Everyone tells me Vegas is “safe”. I’m sure Renee Good thought Minneapolis was “safe”, too.

I’m ambiguously brown and unable to hide disgust for fascism on my face. I’m scared.

omfg my mother won’t stop taking about her pee habits why why why is this my life

I am MAD AT SUSHI.

I never, ever order sushi. Slightly concerned I might be pregnant. At any rate, I don’t know how sushi works. The order said it was two pieces, which about all the sushi I want. Two pieces, like it says.

SO WHY ARE THERE EIGHT PIECES I CANNOT EAT THAT MANY

SUSHI IS LIES

I’ve recently become acquainted with my skeleton, Bönli.

A 1 metre tall, leopard print, plush “velvet” chair shaped like a woman’s high heel. It is a marvel.

My holiday gift to my spouse is NOT claiming this from my local Buy Nothing:

Airport 'secuirty' protection

YEG security confiscated my metallic green @fluevog.bsky.social keychain because it had spikes on it.

Don’t worry, Edmonton: mark yourselves safe from my dangerous keychain.

NSFE: www.fluevog.com/shop/7442-ba...

Rebooted my MIL’s computer so I can do some tech support.

It took 35 minutes to boot.

Christmas on Acid YouTube video by The Vestibules - Topic

The only carol you need this holiday season: youtu.be/AMFpOnfat7E?...

It’s -25c out and I’m wearing 6 layers of clothes and I look like a snowman.

Ten years ago, I was getting ready for a party in Seattle.

Tonight, I’ve definitively decided that Boost is tastier than Ensure.

WILD PARTY!

Canadian friends: here's a petition to stop AB and SK from Notwithstanding their anti-trans-healthcare legislation (this will make sense to Canadians). Don't let them shield their bigotry from Charter scrutiny!

www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

The three stages of womanhood: Maiden, Mother, and Multidimensional Pirate Queen

It’s a Chrimbus Miracle: I was able to recognize my Annual Holiday Spiral when it started. I’m still falling apart for 20 different reasons, but I can call most of them out and logic through the anxiety. Bring on the rum balls!

It would have legitimately been better without the first “The”. Make it sound like the YA novel it is.

My reward for getting through the holidays without freezer burn is a week in Mexico in January. I just gotta wear enough socks!

Winter is cruel!

We’re travelling on Monday. It’s forecasted to be -25C when we land.

How do you do -25C? Is that even a real thing?

The Gates of Whamhalla open tomorrow. May you make it through the holiday season on this side! #whamaggedon2025