fsu is once again trying to give me a heart attack with this game 🙃🙃🙃

ending my Sunday the best way I can think of: getting high off my ass watching Russell Howard on old episodes of Taskmaster.

**ahem** okay boomer

some day i’ll be able to peloton for more than 5 minutes at a time. today is not that day 🥵🥵 #ProgressNotPerfection #OneDayAtATime

nothing will ever make me feel like more of an idiot than reading feedback on my dissertation chapter drafts jfc

dead serious here: how long until Elon blames the Jews for killing Twitter?

answer: 10 months to the day

oh hello there