And the Philadelphia 76ers who did not die...

Tyrese Maxey replacing William Penn on top of Philly city hall

Going on the record here as never once having a doubt

go Sixers

I am unwell

Tyrese Maxey and Kyle Schwarber, my beloveds

My body is reacting like this Sixers game is a threat on my life (it is)

Sixers at 69,,,, nice

I just got something delivered from GoPuff, and the driver was wearing a Phila Unite shirt. I said, “how bout the Sixers being up at the half?” and his face LIT up like a kid getting candy

a cartoon character with glasses and the words that boy ain 't right Alt: Hank Hill shaking his head saying “that boy ain 't right”

Switching over to the Phillies during the half

This crowd is full of whiners who don’t know ball

I’m sorry you have to see both at once, that’s a big mental load

A case where two wrongs actually make one colossal, devastating wrong

So which shitshow is everyone tuning into tonight?

Elizabeth leave-the-house-without-spending-money

*comes home with a soft pretzel and Diet Dr. P*

Ah, well, nevertheless, tomorrow is a new day

The mix is all, like, Pitbull, Jason Derulo, and then The Wonder Years pops in every few songs. What a vibe

Screenshot of Hotel Room Service by Pitbull playing in Apple Music

This just came up from a generative playlist that formed after I finished listening to something else, and you know what, hell yeah 1:09 PM on a Tuesday

Lucy from the peanuts yanking the football away from Charlie Brown last second as he falls. The caption says, AAUGH

The earnest stupidity in the replies on this site kill me

Phillies is a disgrace!!!!

Inventive*

They’re going to have to physically reinforce the Wells Fargo Center and probably rate the entire arena R for the creative and incentive new profane phrases that will be invented that night

Crosby has 3 different rivers he can walk into 🥰

a man in a green shirt is laughing while sitting in a row of chairs . Alt: a man in a green shirt is laughing while sitting in a row of chairs

Pittsburgh.

Perfect rage bait, zero notes

Go bird(s)

That’s exactly what I said to someone too. They clearly don’t care, so why should I?

I’m afraid the loser energy will rub off on me, gotta protect myself!

Chose peace tonight ✌🏻

You all stay safe though 🙏🏻

bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street characters are sitting next to each other . Alt: bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street characters are sitting next to each other. He looks up slowly and stares straight into the camera

My god

Guys with the last name Harris are really screwing up Philly sports today

A blessing in disguise!