A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
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Thanks for the warning. Blocked him. What a cock.
Burgess Meredith asthe Penguin.
Peter Falk as Columbo.
Vincent Price in smoking jacket and ruffled shirt.
I'm with you on Gene Wilder, but for the first three...
... who's jealous that Craven moved on to a new franchise rather than make more Elm St films.
I had an idea for the Scream equivalent of Wes Craven's New Nightmare. It's set at an anniversary screening of the first Scream. Actors are killed in reverse order from when they died in the original, so the final girl is Drew Barrymore. The killer is Robert Englund...
That sounds a good evening - hope it continues.
Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.
And Troughton too bad.
Thread. Heartwarming if you know the guy who wrote it, but still so, I suspect, even if you don't.
Fuck it.
You can add the following to the list
The Wicker Man (Hardy)
Frightmare (Walker)
Bride of Frankenstein
Silence of the Lambs
Black Sabbath (Bava)
Horror Express
Plague of the Zombies
Theatre of Blood
The Dead Zone
The Black Cat (Ulmer)
Does it also imply a wrought iron spiral staircase?
10 horror movies to get to know me
The Shining (Kubrick)
Nosferatu (Herzog)
Night of the Hunter (Laughton)
The Fog (Carpenter)
The Body Snatcher
Evil Dead 2
Dawn of the Dead (Romero)
Masque of the Red Death (Corman)
Jaws
Suspiria (Argento)
If no-one objects, I'll just move in. As long as there's space for bookshelves, it should be ok.
Idea for an advertising slogan:
IT'S SUPERGLUE TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!
TIL the opening lines of Paradise Lost can be sung to the theme ftom The Flintstones.
Of Man's first disobedience and the fruit
Of that forbidden tree...
GARY OLDMAN as Cary Grant from ‘North By Northwest’ for a photo project whereby Actors posed for a role they always dreamt of playing.
(It had to be self-deprecating, ironic, absurd, a bit twisted and kind of like a funny/bad dream take on the movie.)
Love it.
"... the best children's media is the stuff that sits at the edge of what they can handle -- that leaves a bit unresolved that the viewer picks at for years and decades after, trying to understand what it was they saw and were entranced by."
-- @eruditorumpress.com
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Thats a lovely thing to read. *applause*
Rail replacement bus refused to go to Piccadilly in case the fash were still in residence.
If you want rude treatment from Tina and your pudding adulterated with garlic, visit The Wilbraham Arms in Alsager.
And continuing the theme of inadequate middle-aged men, Rear Window's on.
The difference being of course that it's a performance choice for Cushing and Lee. Less so for Elliot Ackland and Lang.
And now we have the Cush in a ferocious smoking jacket, soon to be joined by Joss Ackland pairing a remarkable cravat with a head the size of a boulder. Given Sir Lee and Pertwee's characters, the film does seem to specialise in middle-aged inadequates.
Robert Lang's appeared. Another man who settled on looking middle-aged at about 30 and then stayed there. Unusually, he's not untrustworthy here. Much good it does him.
Watching The House that Dripped Blood. Denholm Elliot always looks like he wants to be the sort of man who says he's sorry but he's left his wallet in the Jag. Sandhurst, the Guards and then cashiered over irregularities with the mess bill. Now teaching at a dubious public school with pretentions.
Jon Pertwee in drag in The Green Death.
Refused to wear curlers and a headscarf?
That's bloody lovely - very well deserved.
This is precious!🥰🐾💃
I wonder sometimes whether I'm really neurodivergent. Then I remember that the volume on the tv always has to be set to an even number; that there are plates in the cupboard I can't eat off because they're the wrong texture and that I have a preferred size of paperback.
