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HEY EVERY KAMALA HARRIS SUPPORTER WHO SAID THAT SHE WOULDNT HAVE ATTACKED IRAN LOOK AT THIS YOU STUPID FUCKS
three casts
oh look, bsky's images work again, time to post this while maint is happening #PSO2_SS #pso2ngs_ss
its been one full day of unemployment. time to bring back craigslist personals.
this is mostly a proof of concept but hey try it out please
personals.hellch.at
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
Which is funnier, Tim Allen saying More Power and then doing the Jabba the Hutt laugh, or Jabba the Hutt talking in Huttese and then making the Tim Allen noises
protect ya hole
We must carry His spirit. It is time
damn, y'all were hungry for this. come and join my patreon to get these quicker and before all others www.patreon.com/cw/kcgreen
here’s a pic of the unedited inks (sans the panel borders) of this comic. first time drawing on deleter brand manga paper which is very smooth. i like it a lot. i rulered in the panel borders later after letting the ink dry.
First thought was remembering how much trouble Futurama was having with getting Benders voice down, to the extent that creator David X Cohen auditioned because he “sounds like a robot” and if Bender was just beep boop robot I don’t think it would have been nearly as good as the John DiMaggio voice
shigeru nintendo please e-mail me. i will do it for free
It really does seem like we’re just accepting dystopia in alot of ways. Fundamentally anti-human behavior here.
ゲッター、ライディーンまでは変身の範疇と思っていて、コンバトラーで初めてメカがメカとして合体する事に驚きを感じた子供時代だった。特撮の方が先んじていたジャンルがアニメにも来たんだとね。
I don't often get mushy on here, but I want you to know I think of you all as friends. And I think of one of you as my wife. And I think of five to seven of you at any one time as my mistress. And I think of myself as Heihachi Mishima from the Tekken series of fighting games. The King of Iron Fist.
ELTON JOHN: Levon sells cartoon balloons in town. His family business thrives. Jesus blows up balloons all day, sits on the porch swing watching them fly.
BERNIE TAUPIN: (Chris Pratt in movie biopic) Uuhhhhh... 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙝. Did you hit your head on the way over here or something, Reg??
If anyone wants to try this again with the next MAGA bootlicker, first question:
“Did Kamala Harris lose the 2024 election?”
They will jump at the chance to say yes. These toads HAVE to.
Then the 2020 question.
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
My latest for @newyorker.com 🩺
found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years
weak aurua - my posts arent getting any likes cause my tweets are bad strong aura - i'm marge simpson i didn't make this one though but it's so damn good
I thought 4/20 would be the perfect day to try and sell some cd-rs of my raps at the skate shop (thought those freaks would be loosened up from all the drugs) instead, they're making me perform it live while they land kick flips on my swimsuit area
Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.
Out of curiosity, why is it freedom to be able to make your colleagues in a bunker ill, but it isn't freedom to wear your hair in accordance with your cultural customs?
Seems very strange to me. I think I need it explained.
Seriously, imagine all the soldiers that died of influenza in the 1919 flu hearing that 100 years later THERE IS A VACCINE FOR IT, and the military is not going to require it.
Insanity.
Yeah man sure I'll check out High on Life 2 for free.99, fuck me up (key provided by Squanch Games) #andyislive
twitch.tv/andyaml
hawking a line of branded regular meghan smart glasses. no matter where you look it’s like you got 3 hours of sleep and crave cool ranch doritos.