My neighborhood has so much Turkish delight that Edmund would f*cking lose it.

Oh they don‘t seem so sure now… #donaldtrump #trump #gulfofmexico #gulfofamerica

My AirTag being lost in the mail is some top tier irony.

Omg I f*k!n h8 #LinkedIn. I hate using it. And I hate how every single person acts on that platform. It‘s the fakest place I’ve ever been on the internet. I Hope this message finds you well.

The States are too much right now. I need whatever the food version of a hug is…

New Year New Glenn!

„There was finally time!“

I will be calling them „trump towns“ starting immediately.

Yeah it’s a little sad how fast that happened…

„I‘ll take Countries Russia will try to annex next for 100.“

„What is Moldova?“

Im so glad to have quit that $h!t. I just can’t be the way I was in my 20s anymore no ma’am

Oh to be a #cat…

I _wanna_ ditch Facebook and Instagram but Facebook is where… literally everyone I know is. But it is NOT where everyone I meet is. 🤷🏻‍♂️

So is this like #twitter or x? Is it #facebook? Is it a bit of both?

Tell us what your #clumber likes to carry around all the time!

Blue skies ahead…?