It's so good

The Mets should try winning instead of losing

@darthbluesky.bsky.social I found Peter sleeping with Otto in a scissor hold this morning

Trump Media to Merge With Nuclear Fusion Firm in $6 Billion Deal Shares in the president’s media company jumped premarket after it agreed to a tie-up with TAE Technologies in an all-stock deal.

Today's lunacy reminded me Trump Media & Technology Group pivoted to nuclear fusion (a technology that doesn't exist) just a few months ago!

www.wsj.com/business/dea...

$BIRD

Ticketmaster is an illegal monopoly, jury rules The DOJ settled, but more than 30 states kept litigating against Ticketmaster anyway.

The jury has spoken www.theverge.com/policy/91268...

Allbirds Soars 373% After Sneaker Firm Rebrands as AI Stock Allbirds Inc. shares more than quadrupled after the former shoemaker, just days away from ceasing operations, said it would pivot its business to AI compute infrastructure.

A shame Red Lobster didn't think about pivoting to AI data centers before going bankrupt

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Big month for Nutella

Wall Street Has an Elite Coffee-Tasting Force. It’s Struggling to Find Recruits. The pros who sit around and sniff beans and slurp coffee help set the U.S. futures market for arabica and, in turn, the global coffee industry.

Dream job

www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...

We don't talk about that

You don't wanna take the train to Met Life from Penn anyway. It's a disaster

$3,000 tax if you put your jacket in the overhead bin

a poster for the fantastic four shows a group of superheros standing on a stage ALT: a poster for the fantastic four shows a group of superheros standing on a stage

What if...

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

First thing I'd do is use a real toilet

Headlines like this are why I'm glad I went back to buying physical game discs/cartridges

I've already changed my Mac wallpaper 3 times during this mission

Here come the oil-industry leaks.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

Humans Are Losing the Fight Against Flying Fish Asian carp have been hurtling into boaters throughout the Midwest, where some now wear helmets and cups for protection.

"Wallick wears a helmet and a cup when he goes water skiing, after once taking a hit to the groin that knocked him off his skis."

Walkoff! #LGM

Wow www.nasa.gov/artemis-ii-m...

I want my money back!

Is bsky super broken today or is it just me

Serious Q: Is the new print edition of The New Yorker on newsstands yet? Or is that later in the week?

No Soto, no problemo

#LGM

2 hours to TACO before futures

I can't stop consuming Artemis II content

New NYC celebrity bird just dropped