Heck yeah, winning already

OH I TAKE IT BACK, THOSE AREN'T REACTIONS... THEY'RE TIPS??? WEB3 BRAINROT STRIKES AGAIN

I need more coffee lmao

Seanan in the swamp is always a good time

Once voting opens, everyone who can vote should vote for Seanan for Best Series.

Why?

Well, aside from the fact that it's an awesome series, she will go into her local swamp in her ballgown. I want to see this.

Seanan + ballgown + swamp = happy Seanan.

A vote for Seanan is a vote for swamp fun!

Wait of course "same thing" it's what you were talking about I can't read

Same vibe as everything being made in Japan being seen as cheap crap in the 70s and then in the 80s it was suddenly a mark of quality

Also for those of you who continue to whine that writing all text is too much trouble, exhibit a.

(and NO, I’m not talking about people who are UNABLE for any reason to write it so step away from my ass before you decide to try and crawl up it. it’s taco Tuesday and I am prepared to live más)

You know given how many eggs this site has cracked I guess it's kinda like a girl's school

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

Publishers Marketplace Deal Report LEVEL UP FOR ROMANCE! By Gita Jackson Imprint: Mira Aftermath co-owner Gita Jackson's LEVEL UP FOR ROMANCE!, a debut LitRPG romance in which an overworked game developer is transported to the cozy town featured in the farming simulator she's creating and falls for the town's snarky bartender-a character who wasn't even supposed to be romanceable -as she's forced to confront the fact that her career in the gaming industry wasn't what she thought it was going to be and figure out how to get back home, to Emma Cole at Mira, in an exclusive submission, by Alex Land at Mad Woman Literary Agency (world). Fiction: Romance April 21, 2026

Hello. I’m writing a novel. @editrixemma.bsky.social @alexbrownwrites.bsky.social

You could pick virtually any fantasy football guy and tell him you’ll pay off his DraftKings balance if he handles your draft for you and get identical results for a tenth of the cost

Not the kind of gaslighting where it’s like “no, you’re imagining things, I was at work all day” but the kind of gaslighting where it’s like “no, you’re imagining things, you’re hot as hell and all those people staring wanted to fuck you”

It’s scary, though not surprising at this point, that so many people still don’t understand: Trump won in 2024 because the Dems didn’t do enough to earn the votes of a *TON* of people who also didn’t vote for Trump! They just stayed home, or voted 3rd party, because no one spoke to them.

That’s what the bone spurs were, evidence of being built different

(Somehow in my head this bit transitioned from “implying I fucked Rogs’ lawyer” to “implying Rogs’ lawyer is a fine lawyer but everything involving them must be phrased as innuendo-y as possible or else they get bored and halfass it”)

Oh, you got the video? Outstanding! I was pretty proud of the camera work. Anyways we’re getting together for drinks next Thursday and they said it might be kinda hot if you came along and got deposed

A laugh riot of fuckups

“”Good morning” - Stella Sacco” - Shawn Connolly, 2026

The reality is the Dems lost and the Dem Party is completely dysfunctional and needs serious reform. It's an integral part of the problem and a key reason why we are here now.

so he lied

Oh don’t worry we’ve been… talking

In fact we… settled out of court last week

Kaiju (but make it a haiku)

I have an idea
We ask the faeries for help
It’s moth time, baby

The union representing thousands of Harvard graduate students just went on strike - The Boston Globe The university and its graduate student union are at odds over pay and protections for noncitizen students.

Graduate student workers at Harvard University are walking off their jobs Tuesday on the first day of a union strike that could disrupt academic life, just weeks before final exams.

It's kinda wild how, during my whole life it's been a series of financial frauds, market crashes, skyrocketing wealth inequality, endless wars for profit, and finally the return of fascism.

And yet...

...being anti-capitalist is seen as "extreme."

Maybe not on your phone, Jerry

Because you aren't "in"

Bluechecks don't get to dial 913

Franmil Reyes enjoying a hot dog

Exactly. "Vote for the lesser evil" is a short-term, limited decision dictated by circumstance. When it becomes the policy - and the limits of the ambition - of a political party, that party is dead and we need to start looking at another route.

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