hey you can’t park there

*culvers

JUST WATCH!

standing outside the Costco on Easter Sunday: Open the Fuckin’ store you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell

Foolishly trying to sing along to the Cocteau Twins

Michael Bolton slanging mad slop

Are we in hell?

unhinged behavior my bad

A list of holiday songs

Terrorizing my local touched tunes

kinda excited to find out how dems fumble this one!

absolutely no one could have predicted this

hey bud,

Bart Simpson you can keep it bro

When was the last time you had a Butterfinger? Like wow what is this good for but removing fillings

This man is also a member of MS13. Please send him to El Salvador.

god grant me the serenity to lmao
the courage to lmao
and the wisdom to lmao lmao lmao

chuck schumer on the senate floor with his tie flipped backwards

a necktie turned inside out is the international symbol for gastric distress

A lot to process here either way

One nice day and I’m mandating we live outside

Freedom of information? How about freedom FROM information! There's been a lot goin on

Just checking in to see what the fuck is going on

there's nothing quite as funny as a joke

Sorry I’m trying to get my posting legs back

that said I will out of my way to avoid being in one

I was just thinking about how I really like pickles

I’m ready to start production