if we elected a novelty dog governor like some small towns do for tourism it would immediately come out that Governor Sparky only barks at vietnamese mailmen

Thats my hairstying sudio, we had to downsize

I'm just looking forward to seeing random people and going "D! I know it's you, you can't hide, it's femur time!"

you could watch this happen live using ais tracking yesterday and you could almost hear the captains yelling leeeerrrrrooooooy jeeeeennnnnkiiiiiins

good reception at least

due to the nothingness

If you know how to flush a toilet you know how to pull a slot machine arm

DG The Daily Galaxy A 10-Year-Old Girl Wrote to NASA Asking Them to 'Restore Pluto to a Planet,' and NASA's chief Replied with Four Words No One Expected

"No. They know why."

yeah right

lemme guess, also posting from the "g spot"

might as well claim to have found them in the easter bunny's house

serious question, do you still think banks are the fictitious one in It's a Wonderful Life?

You sound like george bailey

those aren't the people issuing student loans with astronomical compounding interest

those aren't the people cooking up reverse mortgages, or the people who did credit default swaps on top of 8 years of definitively provable predatory lending

bring over some cookies like a fucking normal person

accountability to whom, specifically?

but that old guy was in movies

in COWBOY movies

as someone who did live through that, picture the biggest pussies in the DNC now

there just even bigger cowards back then, and they pathetically made way less money for it than today

Democrats being urged by politically toxic consultants not to oppose the politically toxic tech so as to not lose donations that are politically radioactive. Absolutely perfect Democrating.

Bert stands next to Osama Bin Laden

This pic is from 1998.

Two consecutive posters both showing a still image of jesse waters miming his own dong feed

thank you bluesky feed

Timothy Faust lives in Brooklyn and runs a backyard wrestling league in Austin, Texas.

bob

hey bob.....

*jumping up and down and pointing*

Let this be a lesson to you all

*waves hands*

you

all

scene from 2001, A Space Odyssey, with Dave staring wide eyed into the abyss, or the history of humanity, whichever makes the most sense

"this"

Weird composite image of a white guy playing a single lane skee ball game while a woman, and child cheer. None of this exists, it's just a photoshop level fantasy.

I

Average white man, am the king of my castle, the ruler of my world

Spouse, offspring......kneel before ZOD (scoring 100pts)

as guitar player and a skateboarder, I've never been so conflicted in my life....

Imagine not drinking alcohol but still sounding like this

New jizz target just dropped

Skee Ball game with with an approach ramp for rolling heavy wood balls at bullseye shaped concentric circles on a backboard that would catch your balls for points

hit me

BRING BACK THE SILENT VIDEO FORM!

it's always the best art

Bluesky HQ

a statue of a man 's head with legs is walking on a table . ALT: a statue of a man 's head with legs is walking on a table .

Hell yeah. Weird for the win

The government is lying to you

I just like that the planes each have a place to drink

Cool pics with weapons, with no other immigrants around