sapped but hopeful

a digital collage that makes up a landscape. there is a giant rock and mountain range in the distance. in the sky birds circle around what appears to be a rising orb beyond the horizon. idk

nevermind, bad idea

made another collage to loosen some cobwebs hmmburger.com/napkins/042226

A drawing of a head with a bunch of different faces going in different directions responding to different people off in various corners "we ought to catch-" "no thanks" "hey i was thinking about-" "not today." "you should come to-" "I can't do that right now" "I've got this-" "yeah I'd love to, some other time, for sure, but I'm a bit tied up right now." "but it would really-" "Can't."

Hey buddy do you wanna

thinking I'm gonna start making my own granola, tired of these bags of sad crumbles.

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Seems to be an auspicious 4/20 theonion.info

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

remember when there were websites? no, kinda, not rly

remember?

damb, a machine fast than man? wow

@mitchellsquid.bsky.social Thanks for the shares!

Enhanced: “You gotta see this,” he said to his coworker, “it came out of nowhere.” hmmburger.com/napkins/0413...

definitely feels like Monday the 13th

A stupid long sub sandwich

better be something like this

how huge we talking?

two fellas looking at something odd. a small object that seems to grow and spin and tug on the space around it. creating scratches in the fellas realities. one asks, "is it supposed to do that??" the other responds, "hmm, maybe."

well, is it supposed to do that?

"Pay to remove the ads we put on your electronic grave" is such a concise way to describe how the tech industry has eliminated all traces of empathy and non-transactional relationships between people in its quest to extract the last dollar in your wallet before payday

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

A closeup photo of a flower bush with a blue aluminum can “blending in” amongst flowers.

what kind of flower is this?

The Department of State tweets a video of Secretary Marco Rubio. In the video, Rubio says: "Imagine if instead of spending billions of dollars supporting terrorists or weapons, Iran had spent that money helping the people of Iran. They would have a much different country."

FactPost News tweets a video of Donald Trump speaking at a podium. In the video he says: "We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things."

hmm

maybe I don't like apple sauce on its own...

If all goes according to plan, in a few hours, a crew of astronauts will begin a journey that will take them on a loop around the moon. Here's a video that NASA put together to help people visualize the journey through space, first orbiting the earth before looping around the moon and flying home 🔭

conchas and coffee is self-love

Did you know? Double cheese burger

DID YOU? DID YOU KNOW?

mild take:

we're watching silicon valley get very excited about their tools in the same way a guy with a huge wall of ryobi stuff thinks his collection is more important than what he does with the tools

a collage of a boat and a plane and the text "invalid destination"

How did you get here?

Like, it’s not a problem that you are here, but you seem like you meant to be somewhere else.

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yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

a fella encountering something coming out of nowhere reaching for the fella's face. hmm, this can't be good

hmm, this can't be good

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using my linux computer is so much easier now github.com/RedBearAK/to...

The Old Internet is Still Here The “old” Internet isn’t gone, our expectations have changed.

A few thoughts on the "old" Internet tylergaw.com/blog/the-old...

Screenshot from a BBC educational website. The expanded section reads: "10. How to be polite and show respect In the old days of feudal Japan, a samurai warrior would shout You are trying to view Flash content, but you have no Flash plugin installed."

Remembering the ancient ways

I feel bad for you. I don't think at all.