Don't think the service user she was talking to even noticed, mercifully, but yeah, I was fully gone! In wrinkles trying not to make much noise.

Colleague somehow managed to say "Y for Wankee" on the phone the other day, AND to not to lose it laughing until she'd finished the call 😆
I didn't dare look at her, in case she went off on one.

Trump DOJ will avenge the KKK by taking out SPLC The racism is not subtle.

The TrumpedDOJ claims donors who contributed to SPLC's successful effort to dismantle the KKK were defauded because SPLC used paid informants...to dismantle the KKK
The transparent effort to weaken SPLC/intimidate other civil rights orgs should, and likely will, fail, as @lizdye.bsky.social explains

"But enough about my hopes and dreams..."

Satirical poster in Hyde Park, Leeds. TRAMS? WE DON’T NEED TRAMS! The solution can be achieved with the application of INTELLECTUAL GUMPTION and our INNATE ANIMAL CUNNING FOR EXAMPLE: 1# Municipal Sedan Chairs The feckless can be harnessed to make up for their complete lack of feck. A win for all. #2 DOMESTICATE THE UBERBOTS THEY WILL NEVER TURN AGAINST US. #3 WHEELED FEETS Absolutely no reason why this can't happen at scale. GIVE UP ON TRAMS. CONTACT YOUR MP AND DEMAND THE ABOVE

Leeds trams update

Pint of champagne? Fuck me thon's wile. #notions

It won't load (hooray for Bluesky) but I have a few creative ideas myself so... yeah.

my wife and i decided to do the hall pass thing she picked the mailman so i have also picked the mailman game on

Napmaxxing

You REBEL 😱

RFK Jr. just said HHS is "cleaning up the risk pool" (i.e., people who are unhealthy) to bring down healthcare costs.

I haven't found any more of the cast-aside fucks this week BUT LOOK, I done found me a unicorn! 🌈🦄💘

"Ask Podo anything." Yo Podo, how far can you fuck off, you AI wanker?

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Thanks, I Hate It: Technology of the 2020s

Donna, your dogs need taken apart and reassembled 😆 I'm not an expert like, but that doesn't look right to me.

*I am an old woman now, with one foot in the grave and the other on its edge. I have experienced much ease and much hardship from the day I was born until this very day*.

This is like the puzzle with the fox, chicken, and grain on a boat, but with more pee. Godspeed.

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

And you waited over 30 years with the matches?
Long runs the fox...

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My write up about Steven Baker's week of protest is up now

Go enjoy laughing about his awful protest turnout and insane conspiracy theory shit.

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Ahaha, also, on York St, "Heroin dealers will be shot" but they'd misspelled heroin, so they scored it out and put coke instead. The honk I honked.

Think this isn't so much graffiti as a staff reminder of which switch makes the bar sparkly, and which plunges the punters into sudden darkness 😄 but I love comedy graffiti. Used to say "Your Ma queues for Primark" down by the river.

You're all shite. Back bar of the Ulster Sports Club innit. #ShinyDiscoBalls

#Belfast Who knows where I am? Answers on a postcard, you can buy me a pint if you win.

Switch with "disco bollocks" written on it in marker

You might as well show me a Do Not Push The Big Red Button sign. *finger itches*

BBC News is going very hard on its investigation into advisers who help people ‘fake’ asylum claims, focusing especially on people who falsely claim to be gay. But it doesn’t say what percentage of claims are made on the basis of sexuality. As of 2023 — the last available figures — it was 3%.

This morning's commuting survey on my phone was a government one, asking about the accuracy and reliability of their online services.
When I finished it paid me 5p instead of a pound.
Answers their own questions really.

Yet another example of the shameless dishonesty of framing anti-trans campaigners as pro women's safety campaigners. There are no trans women in NI women's jails. There are, however, men and women held together in Larne House immigration detention centre. Not a peep from this lot about that.