What's happening across America today is your friendly reminder of who and what we're supposed to be as a nation. Think it's high time for Schoolhouse Rock to make a comeback so folks today can learn the lessons some of us got when we were kids. #NoKings
I mean, we’re basically here. 🤦🏾♂️
So, instead of #Skynet, the Pentagon gets #MechaHitler instead. Whatever in the living fuck could go wrong with this decision? 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ We truly do live in the darkest and stupidest timeline.
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💯 #Facts
This is footage from today in MacArthur Park.
Minutes before, there were more than 20 kids playing — then, the MILITARY comes through.
The SECOND I heard about this, I went to the park to speak to the person in charge to tell them it needed to end NOW.
Absolutely outrageous.
Look at how mighty our U.S. military is, as they take to the lone and level streets of Los Angeles to flush out the dangerous “criminals” and “rapists,” Angelenos! Look upon their works and despair! 🙄🙄🙄🤦🏾♂️
So, the company execs and shareholders at Mattel all watched Chucky and M3GAN and said, yeah, let’s go ahead and do that. Besides, what’s the worst that could happen?🙄🤦🏾♂️
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Bwahaha! 😂💀🤦🏾♂️Accurate AF.
#NoKings
#NoFakeDancers
Honestly, are we really that surprised by any of this ish? 🤦🏾♂️😡
Hey, America! We finally gon get them electrolytes, too! It’s what plants crave.
#NoKings
#Idiocracy2025
“There we were just rollin’ down the street, singin’ ‘doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy do.’”
As some other folks pointed out, “This could’ve been an email.” 😂🤦🏾♂️
#NoKings
Anyone attending a #NoKings protest tomorrow, stay safe, stay vigilant, and watch each other’s backs.
Are we great yet? 🙄🤦🏾♂️
#ThisIsAmeriKKKa
#NoKings
In the coming days, the National media is gonna call LA a war zone. But the truth is, the folks protesting today were worried about their friends, their neighbors, and their community. A few idiots will throw a rock and it’ll take over the entire narrative. But just know LA is afraid right now because their coworkers were kidnapped at work. Because the guy who sold them dinner was snatched by masked men. And because a bunch of neighbor’s parents straight up never came home. As Trump gleefully escalates this with the National Guard, violence is inevitable. But just know this protest started from a place of protection. A place of love. We love our neighbors. We love our family. We love our community. Whatever the news tells you in the coming days, that’s the truth. They’re gonna paint a vision of LA that is much different from that. Don’t let them. @travishelwig
THIS. 💯
HT/cred @travishelwig.bsky.social
Elon - Alien vs. Trump - Predator
“Whoever wins… We lose.” 🥴
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STUDIOS to WRITERS: You should NEVER write stories about working in Hollywood.
Also STUDIOS…
Lolz. 💀
Welcome to Gilead, everyone. Make sure to generously tip your oppressors at the door. #UnderHisEye
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Screenshot from Signal Chat group Th3R3b3lAlliance Pic of plans for the Death Star II (Avatar pic of Mon Mothma) MM: Many Bothans died to bring us this information. (Avatar pic of Darth Vader) AS: Um… Was this meant for me?
Meanwhile, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
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I have been thinking about a lot lately how Jack Warner, whose desk and office David Zaslav uses, was the most bullying, cruel, domineering, & sadistic of all of Old Hollywood's studio bosses (no small feat) & is still preferable to Zaslav. Perhaps I shall write a thread on this matter ..
Lolz. 🥴 I felt it approaching… and I was like, do I jump up onto the couch? Or crawl under it? Can I even fit? Wait, why am I treating the floor like hot lava?!
Okay. We felt that one, right?! 🥴
They Still Live.
#AllOutOfBubblegum
:DannyVegito Feels like a bunch of billionaires are ripping the copper wires out of the walls of this country before it collapses.
Absolutely. 💯
#WheresTheLie
Looking forward to being able to blame DEI for every problem that pops up.
COP: Do you know how fast you were going and why I pulled you over?
ME: Sorry, officer. Totally not my fault… cuz ya know, that damn DEI. Ugh. It’s everywhere.
So, now it’s, “Straighten Up and Fly Reich.”
#ThisIsAmeriKKKa
