Posts by Crystal Ballin
The Polarized Express
Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.
Watching Orban get nuked from orbit is a good feeling
Has Penny Wong expressed her concern yet? Has Marles talked about our shared values?
Every time they get asked about AUKUS they talk about the alliance.
Well this is the alliance.
"The Texas Rangers are selling a sombrero full of nachos that you can wear" featuring a man wearing said nacho hat
Homer Simpson eating a nacho hat next to Ned Flanders in a stadium
@nbabeau.bsky.social movin quicker than a Bugatti!
A statement on behalf of the Australian Cartoonists Association regarding James Hillier aka Nordacious and the QLD Government:
A letter to the National Press Club.
Send them your thoughts too, please.
Leigh Sales Wikipedia page has been updated
A protest sign reading LET'S GO BLOOD CLOT
This is my Liberty Leading the People
Yesterday I came across an article Leigh Sales wrote on Thursday when the ABC was on strike. It is one of the worst commentary pieces on Australian political-economic history I've read.
It was clear no one of quality was around to check her work or prevent it from being published. 1/13
A politician with the guts to say it:
"No American child from the blue collar or the middle class should have to die fighting in Iran. Let the Epstein class fight the Epstein War."
- Premier Wab Kinew at the NDP national convention, Winnipeg.
What injury would you present with as a walk-on guest star in The Pitt? I’m penis stretched by taffy puller
If we don't do AUKUS we will get as many subs from the Yanks and UK as we would with AUKUS.
‘what to know about boy kibble the viral meal slop trend,’ i say loudly.
it is the year 2071—a beautiful spring day. i do not know where i am.
“mr. warzel let’s get you back to your room,” the nice nurse says grabbing my arm
This is an excellent summary of the US War on Iran current situation.
I’m an existentialist and borderline absurdist and even I struggle with the current moment.
This summary is just fantastic.
You may not like it, but there’s actually no universal consensus vis-à-vis blowing up little kids, and in fact suggesting that blowing up little kids is evil is, itself, a form of terrible violence, and furthermore naïve to say, if not outright childish. And you know what we do to children
oh my god
Trent's lawyer in London: Just go home and keep your head down
Trent:
Day 4 of Operation Le Epic Bacon Chungus
Total and complete VICTORY
“Even if you hate me and openly pine for my death every day — wrong, bitch, you love me. Thank you for your attention to this matter”
Due to high geopolitical tensions, sports fans are temporarily required to contextualize their posts, for example:
❌ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK
✔️ OH GOD OH NO OH FUCK how did he make that basketball go in the hole
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
Michael B Jordan proving he can win without Scottie B Pippen.
lmao let’s goooo