grandpa toji being grumpy and stern with all his grandsons until megumi gives him a granddaughter and suddenly that old man doesn’t have a mean bone in his body (but only for her and gumi)

nobody cares about gofushi tokyo ghoul au like i do 🧎‍♀️

feral ghoul satoru, who’s been imprisoned for years in cochlea, just barely clinging onto the last stray strings of his sanity. he claws bloody marks and bashes his body into his cell walls, all while screeching out megumi’s name, desperate to be with his human mate once more 💔

#gofushi
megumi: gojo-sensei and i have this kind of chemistry where we finish each other’s—
satoru: sentences!!
megumi: don’t interrupt me! 💢
satoru: 😟😔

*gumi getting pregnant for the 3rd PLANNED time*

kuna: oh no looks like i baby trapped you again 😩 that’s another 18 years together 😈

gumi: we are literally Married and we agreed to another baby-

#sukufushi
sukuna will fondly recall this moment years later when him and gumi have their 4th child

#sukufushi
sukuna is screaming and sobbing his heart out in front of megumi’s house in the middle of the night right now and toji just woke

toxic skfs is so good…they breakup at least 3 times a month and constantly fight but will get married and have 4 kids one day 🥰

#sukufushi
so basically this is how that one chapter went down

i apologize for the spam…🥲

i need satoru being a lil mean and cruel to baby gumi and him groveling at his feet when gumi gets older 😔😔😔

alpha satoru not knowing much about nesting or scenting due to his upbringing so he destroys omega shotagumi’s nest because he thinks it’s just a messy pile of laundry..now satoru doesn’t understand why tsumiki is growling at him to leave or why gumi is crying over some clothes 💭

sukuna drunk texting megumi about how “our children miss you” and sending pics of himself pathetically crying while hugging squishmallows and jellycats

post-breakup sukufushi where sukuna comes home absolutely wasted and their children (stuffed animals) look at him with their whore of a mother’s eyes

and kuna just bursts into tears and asks them why their mother (megumi) won’t take him back 💔

sukunya is only a bad kitty for yuuji..but with megumi he’s the biggest, sweetest, purring furball 🤭

#itafushi
sukunya does Not care!!! and proceeds to push the orange juice bottle off the counter. yuuji Hates that damn cat sm 😭

megumi does Not praise him 😒

gofushi’s son: *counts to ten*
megumi: good job!
satoru: (smugly) eleven

sukuna refused to heal it because its a “badge of honor” 🤭

thinking about yuuji going to shoko’s office at 1 in the morning because gumi broke his nose by riding his face too hard 💭

wdym jumpfest is releasing a takaba plushie (i need him so badly)

i’ve never really bothered to look at the statistics on ao3 before so now i’m just..wahhH?!?!? i didn’t realize so many ppl actually subscribed and bookmarked my rarepair fic 🥲🥹

image is of fake tweet from yuuji. yuuji: megumi has an asshole cat named sukunya & everytime he talks about him it’s like an abusive husband. wdym it’s going to “set off” sukunya if you get home late

everytime itafushi goes on a date, megumi has to be home in a timely manner because otherwise sukunya gets mad and tears up the couches. yuuji does Not Like that cat!! he just wants to play with megumi’s other kitty 😩

me thinks pretty omega urahara deserves to be knocked up

listening to the three men argue over who gets the honor of being the father and marrying megumi is more trouble than it’s worth. also toji never mentioned marriage?!? 💢 so toji tells them to rock-paper-scissors it and get off his damn porch!

#allfushi high schooler gumi gets pregnant and toji demands to know who the father is so they can take responsibility (and pay)

the next day the heir of the gojo empire, a renowned cult leader, and the kingpin of the ryomen clan appear at his door, all claiming to be the father.

if you like: my boyfriend (megumi) you should try: dying!!!

influencer sukufushi au would be so funny to me bc kuna beefs with ppl in the comments that thirst over his pretty bf gumi like he just straight up tells them to die

tiktok screenshot: “Yesterday me and megumi went to the mall and random guy was hitting on him..the reality is if you date attractive sorcerers they’re gonna get hit on. Read the caption to see how I handled it. the caption: I shot him.

#sukufushi
follow sukuna’s account for more dating tips! 🙏

nobara making megumi take a pregnancy test with her as joke except megumi’s is positive 🫢