They need to invent a kind of woman

Mummy needs a pinot 🍷

okay technically it's "loser at card games" his ass is not winning MTG

this a painting of her childhood dog bummerl, which means "loser"

sisi's brother cock

sisi had a brother karl who everyone called Cock (Gackel)

first stop in vienna

we call those "allies" now

gonna start calling myself mummy when in stressed. gonna see how that goes

empress sisi's dad the duke maximillian was going on lads trips to egypt and playing folk punk on a zither while her mother was desperately trying to keep the family housed. Mummy needs a prosecco!!!

Ties you to the tracks

The most ethical BBC employee

Ofcourse darling

I'll never tell

I havnt been misgendered in a while does anyone wanna try it for fun

They're cookies, Anthony

Me making Jira estimates

Making cookies for my ungrateful spawn

I frown and boo

Do it now I'll smile and clap

Q: and do try not to get pregnant this time, Bond

Evil and untrustworthy

I'm of the cloth

Smash bros announcer: VESNA!
wiimote: (garbled bark)

Force femme but like... straightening my hair. There's an angle here let me workshop it

When I brush my hair I look like natalie mars for like 0.0001 second before it frizzes out

walking around with pigtails i feel like a bitch

Am I angel or dog or scoundrel...

breaking bad is a show about a scientist who invents blue meth for boys