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Posts by GubbWerks in Exile

It's 1:00am and I'm awake thinking about how my life has been stagnating for a decade. That's an astonishing number. That's 1/8th of all of the time I'll ever have. 1/6th of the time I'll have as a fully formed adult human. jfc I'm such a ****ing disappointment.

8 hours ago 0 0 1 0

...seriously? Second episode of "LAPD Hug Time w/Sam" aired, time to milk the suckers until their teats bleed?

9 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Did his father never pull up his pants and carry a large phone in his pocket to ruin his trouser-line, as well? Or was it just the faux-Nazi aesthetic that this little shit decided to dig up?

9 hours ago 2 0 0 0

It was under the "Encyclopaedia Cursus Philosophici of Johann Heinrich Alsted" brand name at the time.

All dead links, though.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

This book is GREAT.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Sure. The Quakers, Scientologists, Jainism, all exactly the same.

Asinine thing to say.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Goo-Mobiles.

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"We must remind the American people, constantly, that we are the modern Democratic party. Advocacy has no place here. Otherwise people will expect us to *do* stuff, and that is not a step we are willing to take."

22 hours ago 0 0 0 0

It's odd how often that happens, as well (Remi Malak, Linda Hamilton, Alexandra Paul...).

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Short. Clever. Morbid.
(This joke but yes, also me)

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"Most State Department officials continue to stand by their once-controversial 'Smokey, Not Hubby' "vacation with a bear" campaign.

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I've also had my share of pilk, and recently learned how to safely carbonate milk, so that should be fine.

The factor about the espresso and bitter lemon that I wonder about is how the quinine and sweetness would blend with the coffee; it would either be incredibly refreshing or a nightmare.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Thinking about the possibilities of a carbonated latte and whether or not iced espresso and bitter lemon would pair well.

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I love the et ligature, honestly. My real-life text (which I suppose a normal person would call "hand-writing") is full of little whorls and flourishes and the occasional bit of Unicode. I have gotten out of the habit of using ß for "ss," though, because I rarely use my bits of German.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

'Delirium.'
I'm afraid I don't know the Chinese name because (and this is my great moral failing) I don't speak it and can't read it (meaning Mandarin, but also Cantonese &c.)

2 days ago 1 0 1 0
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Yuan Mei was kind of a petty bitch about food, which is (one of the reasons) why I love him. Very "none of this $200 sprig of mint on a raw quail egg bs" but for the Qing dynasty.
(I mostly know him as a poet and literary figure, but I have the latest translation of "The Way of Eating.")

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

Only with dessert!

(I'm more of a Yuan Mei 袁枚 guy when it comes to gastronomy, but for a while I was reading books that Nero Wolfe mentioned reading, so Brillat-Savarin sneaked in there...)

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

My brain immediately put Brillat-Savarin in my head, so I'm assuming I want a cookie at the moment. ("Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.")

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

And I hope you're being paid by the fake oyster farmer, because otherwise this is too depressing.

2 days ago 0 0 1 0

I hope that you experienced joy but were also careful.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

The same guy that said he didn't know that his giant Nazi tattoo was a giant Nazi tattoo? Yeah, he seems like a real trustworthy little rich boy.

2 days ago 3 0 1 0

Asking for help feels like facing the void and hoping it not only looks back, but lends a hand. It's terrifying.

2 days ago 7 6 0 0

It would spark a little joy if one of them hadn't done a bunch of extra-judicial killings and instituted the double-tap drone policy to kill first responders. But hey, USians are goldfish.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

"I'm oddly upset by how many people don't know what a church bulletin is."

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a woman with curly hair is holding a doll and saying i mean you wouldn 't believe it Alt: An extremely disheveled (mildly to moderately disheveled in context) holistic assassin Bart Curlish (Fiona Dourif), an attractive white lady with a broad smile and a chaos of brown hair, looks towards the camera while holding two shrink-wrapped pieces of bread(?) and says "I mean...You wouldn't believe it" with subtitles reading as such. From the BBCA series "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency."

She has a certain, indefinable something.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

*me, not a watcher* Huh?

*looks it up* Fiona Dourif? HIGHLY valid response.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

To be fair, as a writer, if I made as much money as GRRM I would never work again if I could help it, either.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

Mark Wahlberg has a career. So there is no bottom.

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It's very much giving "Fish Called Wanda" to me.

"The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself!'"

3 days ago 3 0 0 0

As many people know, my academic background is in comparative religion. I've been actively studying it for almost 40 years.

And that is the most inane thing I have ever seen anyone say, anywhere, about any religion.

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