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Posts by simon

Cool to see so many Twitter peeps making the jump, but where were you 6 months ago when I was still in the habit of using social media?

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Just a reminder with the holiday season approaching: If you offer someone a drink and they say, "No thanks, I don't drink" the correct response is not, "Why not?" or "Come on, just one!" or anything else like that. The only correct response is, "No worries. Can I get you anything else?"

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DNC 2016: When they go low, we go high

DNC 2024: LOOK AT THESE RACIST COUCH FUCKERS

1 year ago 3743 720 78 54

“People say Trump lies. Yet they call him a ‘piece of shit.’ But he is not a piece of feces. How do they reconcile this blatant hypocrisy?”

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"a lot of the journalists in this room are black," trump says to the national association of black journalists conference

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To mark the death of William Calley, one of the perpetrators of the My Lai massacre, better to remember instead the late Hugh Thompson Jnr.

Thompson, a scout 'copter pilot, was the only one there who refused to be complicit.

It cost him his career and a normal life after. But stopped the massacre.

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Notice it's only Black athletes they do this to.

Meanwhile white men can be born with 20% extra lung capacity, webbed feet, and a daddy named Aquaman and no one gonna test their hormone levels and DNA when they keep winning at swimming.

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Steph Smith: Sometimes in the process of writing a good enough prompt for ChatGPT, I end up solving my own problem, without even needing to submit it.

Steph Smith: Sometimes in the process of writing a good enough prompt for ChatGPT, I end up solving my own problem, without even needing to submit it.

AI folks have now discovered “thinking”

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Jared Guynes v
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PROOF WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION!! I have been scared to post this, because people are going to make fun of me or say l'm crazy, but l've thought something for years and I want to see if it's just me..
All of the artisan and specialty breads at grocery stores are
PROOF we are actually living in a simulation.
Nobody buys this bread. Ever. I never see it in someone's cart. I never see someone checking out with a massive red pepper asiago loaf the size of a basketball. In all my years I've never walked into a friends home and been offered a baguette or a fresh slice of focaccia.
I've never even heard of a "Sourdough Boule" and respectfully I am not sure they even exist.
Nobody is baking these. Nobody is buying these. Nobody is eating these. They are just there. Every time. Just like last time. Being walked past.
The bread is a decoration. The bread is a simulation.

Jared Guynes v 1d • © • • • PROOF WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION!! I have been scared to post this, because people are going to make fun of me or say l'm crazy, but l've thought something for years and I want to see if it's just me.. All of the artisan and specialty breads at grocery stores are PROOF we are actually living in a simulation. Nobody buys this bread. Ever. I never see it in someone's cart. I never see someone checking out with a massive red pepper asiago loaf the size of a basketball. In all my years I've never walked into a friends home and been offered a baguette or a fresh slice of focaccia. I've never even heard of a "Sourdough Boule" and respectfully I am not sure they even exist. Nobody is baking these. Nobody is buying these. Nobody is eating these. They are just there. Every time. Just like last time. Being walked past. The bread is a decoration. The bread is a simulation.

oh fuck yeah

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This is me and KFC

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Fun time at a Bloomburrow prerelease today. Opened the alt-art Mabel so you know I had to build Boros... ended up with a 3-1 record for my efforts. #MtG

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Anthony Scaramucci &
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I just want to personally thank @JDVance for knocking me out of the position of the worst Donald Trump hire. I didn't think it would happen but here we are and I am grateful.

Anthony Scaramucci & @Scaramucci • 1h I just want to personally thank @JDVance for knocking me out of the position of the worst Donald Trump hire. I didn't think it would happen but here we are and I am grateful.

Nobody can possibly top this.

Yes, it’s real, I had to check:

x.com/scaramucci/s...

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Hi. I was away for a week. Hope everyone is doing well.

There are people who believe the reasons for my absence are shameful and disqualifying for full participation on public life.

Those people can snort my taint.

If you need help, get help. Don’t wait to be in crisis. You can feel better.
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Grimes tweets out support for Elon’s trans daughter after Vivian did an interview with NBC News talking about Elon’s cruel, neglectful parenting

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It does! And is still a perfectly fine place for a drop

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Make everyone feel old in 2 sentences challenge completed

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Gonna go out on a limb and say it's probably not the movie for you (haven't seen it)

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Seriously. Assholes like Andreesen and Musk spend so much money and time waging culture wars while Snoop is like "can I carry the Olympic Torch"

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JD no that’s not what intersectional means

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BREAKING: The entire World of Warcraft dev team has unionized at Blizzard Entertainment.

The new unit includes over 500 developers and is described by the CWA as another "wall-to-wall union." The news comes days after almost 250 workers at Bethesda Game Studios organised.

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political media as a whole is remarkable for its lack of interest in policy—the output of politics—or the mechanics, processes, and institutions of politics themselves. obsessed with the beauty pageant because pageantry is the only aspect of politics that interests them & that they even understand

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President Venn Diagram xkcd.com/2962

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A tweet from Elon Musk reading 

I'd just like to that @AlexanderSoros for not keeping everyone in suspense about who the next puppet would be 🙏

A tweet from Elon Musk reading I'd just like to that @AlexanderSoros for not keeping everyone in suspense about who the next puppet would be 🙏

I know a lot of people on this platform don't want to think about Twitter but I think it's important to be aware that the richest man on Earth has now gone mask off with antisemitic conspiracy theories

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Carwyn Jones: The Treaty bill is an act of extreme bad faith | E-Tangata “It is an act of extreme bad faith for one party to a treaty to try to change the terms of that treaty without seeking the agreement from the other parties.” — Dr Carwyn Jones.

"A referendum based on misinformation would not just be unhelpful, but divisive."

Dr Carwyn Jones: The Treaty bill is an act of extreme bad faith
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Automation and AI are freeing us from mundane, tiresome tasks like making sure you’re not advertising your products with quotes from David Irving

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