If I let you merge in traffic and you donโt do a wave of thanks, I will follow you home and make you cook me a nice pot roast.
Posts by Gh0sstly
Remember to be scared all day so youโre not caught off guard when it happens
might start saying the p in receipt
My soulmate is out there finishing fries that couldโve been shared with me
Becoming a shareholder so I have value
*gives you a pie*
itโs dangerous to go alone take this
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Happy 8:53 to those that celebrate.
who up catastrophizing
push notifications but itโs just my IBS
[them] this made me think of you!
[me] marry me
Do you think I made big enough of a bagel sandwich?
Sure, be yourself if you donโt have any better options.
Life is hard but Iโm harder
Just trying to go on a walk and this street sign is mocking me
Within 10 minutes of me talking about how happy I was that my rent didnโt go up this year, I got the rent raise email ๐๐
Happy Valentines Day youโre all my valentine ๐ ๐
I know I can sing because my cat comes out from hiding everytime I start singing
Large black bear with emoji hands ๐๐
After i send a problematic DM
crash out thursday
I wonder if my neighbors can heard me listening to my own audio messages over and over again after I send them
Itโs my birthdaaaay ๐๐
Isnโt everything a learning experience?
surprise sandwiches are top tier
as a bit, I pretend your yearn posts are about me
this baked potato better fix me
I'm probably gonna take this lying down though, if possible
end it with me.
no, like save me for last
Birthday trip to the snow โ๏ธ
Who up bobbing they burger