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Posts by Chase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊

He was also dumb as a fuckin brick

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Just a real bad time to be aware of things like money and how the world works and we’re just speedrunning towards this again and I don’t know if China has enough money laying around to basically buy out the entire planet of another catastrophe like they did in 08.

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As someone who was an adult in 2008, it sucked shit and everything was bad and I knew a grown ass man with kids who lost his job and then his house who blew his brains out because he thought it would financially save his family because he had not defaulted on his life insurance. It did not.

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Gonna be honest, very few times I’ve been like ‘go cancer’ but then the dilbert guy got it and here we are

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Hope it’s hot down there asshole rest in piss

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No matter what happens this year, no matter how bad life gets, always remember. You outlived the Dilbert guy.

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This article is like talking to my dad about the Great Depression and I fuckin hate it

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Listen I don’t need another reason to hate him, but thank you for giving me one

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I finally found the single thing AI might actually be useful for outside of making memes about SpongeBob doing 9/11

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I dunno man I know he’s old but the most punchable face of all time probably isn’t gonna die soon. Probably like a couple more decades of seeing this

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Sorry Ed, too busy being mad at Maynard now to be mad at you

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Goddamn you made me think about king crimson on a Sunday and then I of course have to think about Maynard and now my day is gone. I hope god is real so I can beat his ass for eternity in hell

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Nothing he’s a new user to this website and this is just a funny screenshot

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lmao

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We’re gonna old yeller all these fucking useless ass robots at some point

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I’m not saying I’ve never been to jail or I’m never going to jail, but it’s gonna be a cold day in hell before I let a fucking robot do the work of some racist shithead with a gun. You wanna arrest me come do it man to man.

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Do you guys remember that stupid ass robot dog the nypd bought and it turns out once you just use spray paint on its ‘face’ it becomes functionally useless until someone cleans it. My fat ass is not gonna go to jail because some damn ass robot can beat me in a foot race is all I’m gonna say

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Dave I’m being serious. They look great: she should probably not be alive you know what I’m sayin brother

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Just to be clear. Bullet in the chamber these people gotta die. As much as I love a great pair of titties i cannot in good faith just overlook all the heinous things you’ve done there’s a fuckin ditch where you belong and you’ve done terrible things I can’t ever forgive

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I don’t like that term either. Aftermarket implies lesser quality and she got some quality titties. Bought or natural. They’re some great titties

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They’re not wobbly so I’m thinking they’re bolt on titties. I don’t use the term fake titties because it’s against my religion

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I made a post on Twitter a long time ago I get yelled at a lot for but the gist of it was like ‘you ever meet meet a woman with perfect tits who doesn’t deserve them’ and I got yelled at so much but some of these damn bitches literally do not deserve them like there’s better women

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Boebert does not have this nice of titties. Not even close. She’s an on sight type of evil and no one is sad about it.

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Like yeah she covered up the most atrocious sex crimes imaginable by her dad who should be dragged by horse carriage until his face falls off, but those titties do be nice so it’s a real shame she gotta die.

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Like goddamn you do not deserve the perfect tits god or your surgeon gave you, you are just a horrible ass human being but they do look nice

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Listen. I’m just calling balls and strikes here. She probably needs to die because of crimes against humanity. But I’m watching wrestlemania and Stephanie McMahon’s titties are looking fat and awesome.

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I’ll trade 100 million Americans just to save one Oscar the grouch as long as I get to hand select who gets to die to save him

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Who’s to say if I’m a villain or not I guess time will tell

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I’m not saying these people should kill themselves, but I’m also not saying they shouldn’t. I’m walking that tightrope

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