me when i find out he's hung and uncut

Happy birthday!! More Arieseses!

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

Illustration: a pink cat playing videogames sitting on a big cushion surrounded by snacks. Text reads “I love my dumb little games”

Just a dumb little guy playing his dumb little games
#art #games

Woman from Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess making a skeptical expression and slightly smirking. The text reads "And I am a member of that group."

Me talking to people about the LGBTQIA

On the upside you're positively glowing

Sidequest completed

Sometimes I wish I was less...hairy. @_@

It's the birthday boy (me) looking for attention ✨

A faux political poster with my dog's face on it. The text reads 'Odin'.

I love my stupid dog

Ty bb 😘

It's the birthday boy (me) looking for attention ✨

Oh hello 👀

Absolute UNIT of a croissant???

🤚🏼🛑 this is a pit stop! 🛑🤚🏼

Quote with your pit pics💪🏼

2 is so good!! I'm obsessed!!

Heading to San Antonio this weekend for my birthday 👀✨

So I'm gonna see the Gorillaz in October ✨

life feels like this rn

GAGA AND DOECHII COLLAB CONFIRMED!!! 😭😭😭

Me flexing in the dirty Planet Fitness mirror

Messy gym pic

Chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner 🍫🐰

Two years since I got my favorite tattoo ✨🩵

Real

🥵🥵

Hunty mustard ✨

I wasn’t built for WW3, I was built for shiny hunting pokémon and gay sex