“A bucket?! I know it was a bit much for a mortal, but it’s not that bad!”

“It’s too bad, really. I had thought you had really been able to handle. . !

Y-Yeah, I’ll just get that water. Don’t want you dying on me.”

She’s gone for a brief moment, and comes back with a cup of water in hand.

“Someone like yourself would be a wonderful addition to my little demo-“

Yohane squints.

“. . . My power was too much.”

“A-All of it?!

Fufu, there are only a few that can handle the pure intensity of something created by a fallen angel herself!

You must have remarkable power to be able to withstand it!”

Yohane is offering < reader > a plate of her (in)famous Tears of a Fallen Angel!

It’s edible, promise! Just very, very spicy.

“That’s not what I’m saying at all?! If you spread a lie like that then misfortune will be sure to follow you to your very grave!”

“You?! Um. . I. .

I’ve actually decided it would be a waste of my time and vitality to commence in a battle against you!

I have no reason to deplete my energy on the likes of a mere foolish mortal!”

“That’s because I was given this wingless vessel to inhabit! Y-You wouldn’t understand!

This Sephiroth surely hasn’t been through all the tribulations I have!”

“Then I’ll punt them back at you?! Or. . no. . wait, I’m not going to do that!?

You will be sorely punished for trying to make a mockery of a fallen angel!”

“Well you aren’t going to! Or else you’ll face even more severe consequences. . .?!?”

cyn

YESSS she’s so stupid <3 /pos

“I- No?! No you cannot punt my loyal followers?!”

cyn

MY BAD FOR NOT HAVING A PROPER PINNED YET but yohane issss just a high school girl. she’s a just chuuni . and an idol!!! i think it’s really funny to have people actually believe the things she says bc literally no one ever does <3

“To decline my kind offer. . .! How disappointing!”

“Beat me up?! I’ll have my legion of loyal little demons defeat you before you even have a ghost of a chance!”

“That isn’t-?! You’re a liar! You’ll surely be punished gravely for lying to someone like me!

Struck by lightning, maybe! Or I could take matters into my own hands and use my dark energy to send you into a realm of unending darkness. . .!”

“N-No?! That’s all you have to say after listening to my tale?!”

“Fufu, of course you’d be curious to know! I was cast out because of my overwhelming beauty!

I rivaled even the power and radiance of a god themselves, so I was sent down here! But fear not!

I have my own legion of little demons, I’m sure you’re eager to join their ranks as well! Aren’t you?”

“O-Oh?! You actually. .? I mean, of course you’d want to hear more!”

Yohane clears her throat and strikes a pose.

“I am the fallen angel, Yohane! I was cast out of heaven for angering God! I’ve been punished with a curse of bad luck. . .! This body of mine is only but a vessel!”

“T-That isn’t what I meant at all! You wouldn’t understand anything about someone who has fallen from grace. . .!”

“Hmph! I guess it’s no surprise that a mortal like yourself would have a difficult time understanding!”

“What?! This is just my natural state!”

“H-Hey?!”

Staring at her back. Arms crossed with a confident expression on her face.

“Huh?! No you can’t!?”

Yohane frantically looks around herself, maybe she overdid it last practice session and there really was- No, of course not!!

“Maybe that aura is coming from YOU, mortal!”

Definitely not her.

“That isn’t even a real thing?! My aura is so powerful that it must have you confused! DAZED!”

“M-My aura?! I exude SO much aura! So much that your mortal mind probably can’t even comprehend!”

“. . . You’re so disrespectful.”

“Ufufu. . The April Fool? They surely would stand no chance against a fallen angel such as myself.

I’ll harness my dark energy and- ACK?!”

Yohane chokes on her spit mid sentence, sending herself into a coughing fit.