Oh god I had buried the invisible shit in the back of my mind and you just reminded me THANKS A LOT 😩😭

NO I actually agree with you!! It was 100% a case of Incompatible Orientations and Remus made his peace with it right away lol

I’m disappointed in all of you

I should’ve been thrilled that Harry/Ginny sailed but I was too busy being appalled that Lupin’s rebound was a female character from a shonen anime wearing the flesh of Tonks’ potential and hating the word ‘snogging’ immediately after learning it

I’m now just imagining yall watching me having a full-on existential crisis over here like ‘give it just a few more days…..she’ll figure it out’

HP was always a personal thing for me, like I never participated in the fandom at any point. That’s right I shipped Wolfstar of my own accord

I’m fine w the canon pairings for the most part. But one does not exist as a millennial in fandom w/out at least SOME familiarity w Harry Potter ships

….oh my god. Okay. I get it now. How could I have been so foolish

I just remembered this book was my ex’s favorite bc she was a huge Drarry shipper THAT’S WHY PPL LIKE IT SO MUCH

I’ve never liked Drarry so I never paid attention to any ship fodder but this book is objectively full of it

Ranking every Harry Potter book by its PLOT HOLES YouTube video by Vault

I feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills even my dude in this video that is entirely about POINTING OUT PLOT HOLES AND CONTRIVANCES IN HARRY POTTER glazes HBP when it has?? so many of them???? 💀 even my background noise is gaslighting me about this fucking book

Humpback whales are angels on earth. They protect other animals AND humans. They play with dogs. Your favorite animal could never

5 Amazing Drone Moments with Blue Whales, Fin Whales, Humpback Whales, & More in San Diego! YouTube video by Domenic Biagini

Crying about whales rn its fine

It makes exactly 0% sense for everyone to doubt Harry about suspecting Malfoy. Especially Ron. It’s so stupid how they completely write him off over and over 😩😩😩 ESPECIALLY RON. Annoying af

#voltron

Though I should have gone with ‘Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he do to me.’

I never miss a chance to drop that quote

‘Conversation, much like certain parts of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when it’s lubricated’

OK I STAND SLIGHTLY CORRECTED I FORGOT ‘THERE’S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR PROFESSOR’ WAS IN THIS BOOK

That almost makes up for it. Almost.

The full cast audiobooks are narrated by a beautiful black woman with a beautiful voice but I don’t even think she can improve upon that line. I dread hearing it

I will concede that book Ginny is superior but I actually don’t hate her movie counterpart at all and she’s my favorite HP character

Idk man like every HP YouTube creator says this is their favorite book and that they hate the movie version. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Call me contrarian but I have the opposite opinion, I like Jim Broadbent’s Slughorn a lot better and the movie didn’t force me to read ‘the beast within Harry purred’ w both of my eyeballs

She named him after an Outlander character or some shit and I respect that

Still gonna do it tho

You should always call people by their preferred names but I will refer to my mom’s cat Sam as Samwise Gamgee until I fucking die

JKR is not a great writer and I enjoy picking on her in general but at least the storytelling in 1-5 was super tight and everything felt meaningful. Even the romance is very subtle and organic. HBP is so clunky and amateurish. Maybe Joanne got her bag and just stopped trying idk lmao

The writing is so tight in the first five books but in this one it’s so weird and meandering?? so much pointless dialogue that goes on for so long

It’s such obvious filler. I also just kinda hate the whole Horcrux thing and Harry just HAPPENING to get Snape’s textbook it’s all just too convenient

Bro I’m just gonna say it I do not understand why so many ppl love The Half-Blood Prince. It’s like everyone’s favorite book but I’ve thought it was garbage ever since I first read it as a kid lmao

I thought listening w the full cast would help somehow but no it’s still bad. It’s so so bad

What the fuck

I didn’t miss Trans Day FYI I shared some cute stuff on Tumblr!!! Reminder that I am most active over there (as far as my very limited social media usage goes lol) and you can share your accounts w me any time! I post mostly about Squid Game but I will follow u lol

I hope you had a wonderful day!! 🫶🏻

Exposing the Grift: Harry Potter and the Curious Case of Black Snape YouTube video by Th3Birdman

Our wonderful Birdman addressed some of it here, this video is what inspired this post lol

Oh yeah, absolutely. I think it’s a terrible decision tbh, unless they do what u said and diversify the whole cast. The ‘criticisms’ I saw that i’m talking about here didn’t address any actual legit concerns though, as I’m sure you can imagine 🥲

This is officially my Harry Potter thread btw, gonna stick any HP thoughts in here so yall can mute & rest assured that I won’t jumpscare u

And I try to keep JKR off my accounts in general too bc I don’t want yall to see that poison, but if I MUST talk shit at some point i’ll put that here too lol

Very disappointed in him for working on this shit mind u (Hugh Laurie even more so) 😩

Scottish man do funny voice I guess ??

If u can figure out how to 🏴‍☠️ these give em a shot bc it’s worth it just to listen to Book 4 and hear James McAvoy absolutely PULVERIZING the scenery toward the end

That recording equipment has to be a pile of chewed up wires now