i cannot believe that regular chicken nuggets are $5 and dino nuggets are $8

thinking about a very specific and famous french rat. yep. that one

charmed by the grace of a bird gently landing on a tree brench

shoutout to the billions of people in China

as an adult every mistake you make costs you One Hundred dollars

lotta functional gooners out there.

i am on one thousand drugs

also i finally get the Shakespeare to be or not to be monologue. i see why it persists

one of my favorite things about headphones is you can wear them with no music and people dont talk to you bc they think youre listening to music but you can still hear the world move around you

chicken nuggets for breakfast nothing matters anymore

wow this makes me hungry

where all the books go to sleep at night

use scroll , summon

computer how do i kill grok dot ai

pond scum for lunch today

deal of a lifetime

dogs most days

this year is just a normal year to me. that is how horse my mind has become

i am interested in dinner

retreating to my hole

the minions fuck

riding the bus hungry style

do care did ask

I'll do you one better I'm proud at you

they actually cancelled him for having too many hoes unfortunately

fuck and no one told me?????

do they have the receipt

ik you guys don't know what i look like but imagine me as dope and jacked

im the lowest hanging fruit on this tree and boy howdy they are picking me

stream of consciousness cooking