Both sides can talk things out over plate of nan khatai!

same tbh

Wouldn't you be?

Story of my life.

Not just food, COOKIES!!!!!

Superman is from Raleigh

Me not see problem here!

As well they should be!

Me not dressing up as monster, me am monster!

Finally someone has guts to say it!

Two cats in front of a stone staircase appear to be hugging and kissing. Halfway up the staircase, three cats look on, as do four more at the top.

when two of your friends start hooking up and the rest of you know it’ll end in disaster

Best kind of sandwich is ice cream sandwich! This one second only to chipwich!

Those were halcyon days, when you could eat cookie and then wash it down by drinking cookie!

Me approve this message!

Corrupt law enforcement if me ever saw it!

Words to live by!

Sesame Street - The Monster's Three Wishes (1973) YouTube video by asaweryold

Me beg your pardon?

Me eat more cookies before breakfast than most people do all day! Me have eaten more books than you've ever read! Me ate whole truck on camera once!

"We like Pete Buttigieg because he's on cable news a lot" MANY OF US FIND THAT TO BE A DEEPLY UNPLEASANT QUALITY.

Who told you me was imaginary?

Me know trap when me see one! Me not fall for it!

But me am monster and me do want cookie!

Sesame Street: Healthy Foods Rap with Cookie Monster YouTube video by Sesame Street

White rappers need to give themselves the Frank Oz test. Can you spit better bars than Frank Oz as Cookie Monster here? No? Then maybe find another form of creative expression. youtu.be/KBMxpDbp51A?...

Two green boxes--a tall cereal box sized one and a small, happy meal style one, each with an image of Homer Simpson and cookies shaped like Bart, Ralph Wiggum, and Apu

Cookie D’ohs! (2002-2002): Bite-sized shortbread cookies that were shaped like the heads of various characters from "The Simpsons", such as Homer, Bart, Ralph Wiggum, and Apu

There no wrong age to enjoy COOKIES!!!!!

eid mubarak to all who celebrate! i drew some of my favorite eid cookies (+ketupat) to make into stickers to give family and friends 🥰 #art

Cookie go on plate.
Plate go on counter.
Monster walk by counter. Our monster.

Farewell and adieu to you old Spanish polovorones...

Me not have proper digestive *tract*, not *track*.

Also, just because Monster-Americans have different digestive tract than humans not mean we "improper"! See what kind of negative portrayals me have to fight on this web site?

Believe it or not, me hate AI slop even more than me like cookies. Delete this garbage.

Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated!

(You can tell ths is fake because fur not have crumbs in it)

"Coming out of me cage" is pirate voice, not Cookie Monster voice.