Why are we not surprised you’re Extra Small 🤣

Also seriously little one, hydrate, it’s not meant to look like lemonade!

They are on one of the dads.

That chap has style 👌

The kids.

The dad.

Well if he agrees, and we both agree, that’s 3 dad votes for an earlier bedtime!

Not sure what else is needed, motion carries! 👨‍⚖️

😏😏😏

The kiddos love them, honest.

No, we saw it in a cinema 😏

6.30 is quite late for a little boy who is clearly fussy enough to complain about it, and who clearly needs a little help staying put in his bed!

Maybe 5.30 would be better?

Think this will convince him?

You need us to cut those up for you and pop you in the high chair little buddy?

Wow, little buddy hadn’t even had his dinner yet.

Already in his jammies! Seems like he’s shooting for a suns still up bedtime

Of course! It’s why you’re in your jammies after all

Hail Mary

Took the kiddos to the cinema and they’re up waaay past their bedtimes, so time for jammies for the car ride home so that they’re ready for bed when they get in.

Okay sweety too many big boy thoughts, pope lion says it’s time for a nap.

It does make diaper checks nice and easy though!

Good job 👍🏻

We would presume they’re fussing BECAUSE their diaper isn’t obvious!

Clearly they don’t want to other boys to tease them about how thin they are.

Best double it up 😏

We told you that yesterday sweetie.

It’s why you lost your big boy pant privileges

Well no, but it does mean we grownups aren’t fretting about the state of the sofa/carpets/other kiddos you might leak on whenever you’re about!

Honestly we don’t know, he was just at the party and bullyable 🤣

They came locked up like a good little cuck and then proceeded to tinkle their big boy pants. This seemed like the only sensible course of action!

Just make his onesie out of it, and plastic pants and save the hassle?

Hopefully you found all of the parts of your pants!

As a heads up @cuckmutt.bsky.social - you might want to fish those out before you get to your destination

We’re at a lovely house party with this little tot who couldn’t keep their pants dry.

So we made sure they have more appropriate pants for their inward journey. And they they can’t sully these poor pants again.

To be honest we’re a little surprised that the current governments position reflects supporting this old conservative policy, but the “protecting women” argument is somewhat hard to be against without looking like a bit of an arse.

Absolutely - the press release also refers to Further Amendments which sort of feels like “something else” is going to come, suggests that the “someone roleplaying” in that scenario is separate to a sexual activity because it keeps referring to “pornography” as opposed to specific sexual acts etc

We do too little buddy, we will go find some of the extra thicc soakers.

Wears diapers like a little boy ✅

Dresses like a little boy ✅

Fusses like a little boy ✅

Feels like you’re small enough to need diaper checks to us!

(And you know because you’re an easily confused baby….)

In your defence - We do travel a lot and spent a solid few weeks touring the US, posting loads of pics of little guy and his brother touring pretty obvious US wildlife!

Can see why you might think we were from there based on that.

The lack of a face will make identifying his real age pretty hard. This causes issues for BSky in how or whether they even allow such content - but also does the fact that this is somewhat more believable without the obvious beard somehow make this illegal?

For example - we never show our little guys face. Spoiler - he’s the same age as us and none of us are teens.

But he looks and sounds small, and to scale with Dad #1 he looks very very little.

How will that be interpreted, if the sound and text is cute and has a plushies rattle in it?