Sorry I forgor

Damn I forgot about this account

I've made my return to twitter but I'm still gonna post my deranged thoughts here because I like how little followers I have

I'm pissed that company lied about bringing back a direwolf

Hell yeah

There needs to be a "brands with shitty opinions" database so I don't keep getting blindsided by learning my favorite thing sucks actually

If I hear a popular tiktok sound one more time I will become violent

If you watch videos out loud on your phone in public just know that I hate you

Acab includes anyone who uses nextdoor

Fellas if you're ever feeling bad about yourself just walk past a bus stop full of old ladies and wave at them it works every time

Pregaming sleep by taking a nap

Yeah man don't go back there's nothing there for you but pain

What kind of freak pays for youtube premium

I think barefoot shoes are a really good idea I just don't wanna be one of those guys you know

Never thought I'd be saying go birds but here we are

I wanna go on hot ones and clean every wing to the bone like a little freak then throw up everywhere

I haven't taken my phone off silent in 10 years

Time to take my don't cry at work pills

I can't believe there's no "mostly straight" option on this medical form

Certified word up moment

Never been in a laundry room I've felt safe in

Does anyone remember when people were saying you had to delete old emails or else the internet would run out of space

Like this if you're from Carmel Indiana

Shoutout to lamood big hats of Carmel Indiana for making a hat that can fit my freakish dome

Bros harvest is mad bountiful

A little bit of bloodletting would fix me rn

Stegosaurus grindset

Bugs will see a wet spongy log and be like fuck yeah

rip jimmy carter

Spiraling because I just noticed how much white fur is on my dog's face now