For those who may have missed this earlier in the day-

Damn it's hard writing satire ATM

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile

Melania Trump Slams Baseless Reports Linking Her To Wrong Wealthy Pedophile theonion.com/melania-trump-slams-base...

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Just so we’re all on the same page, at no point in her speech about Epstein did Melania say “my husband and I were never involved”, just “I was never involved.”

That was… not on accident

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It was just 24 days between when Zuck went on Rogan and talked about how "never again" would he suppress info based on gov't demands (misrepresenting those demands) and when he texted top gov't employee Elon Musk to say "we're all set up to take down info you want removed."

I wrote about it here.

Comic. Scatter plot graph with y-axis “time spent debugging centimeter-wavelength antennas” and x-axis “Nobel prizes awarded as a result” from points 0 and 1. There is a vertical line of dots at the 0 mark that is more spaced out at the top, and these are all labeled “I.T. people troubleshooting WiFi issues.” At the 1 mark is one dot for Penzias & Wilson.] [caption] I just think the other people working in the field deserve at least a *little* recognition.

Centimeter Wavelengths

xkcd.com/3224/

This is a weirdly specific thing that I guess happens when you buy a Home Depot skeleton. One of our neighbors is also a "year round giant skeleton house". I'm guessing it happens when Easter comes around and your Halloween skeletons are still up.

Reform’s Danny Kruger criticises UK’s ‘totally unregulated sexual economy’ Former Conservative laments divorce changes and says Reform UK will pursue policies to boost birthrate

Holy fuck, Reform is even outdoing the GOP in the whole "saying the quiet part out loud" thing..
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

"In 1735... the Colonial Governor of New York demanded that a grand jury indict for libel John Zenger, editor of a newspaper called 'The Weekly Journal,' because he had held up to scorn certain acts of the Royal Governor. The grand jury flatly refused."
www.ndd.uscourts.gov/jury/jury_ha...

In English it's called "having multiple kids in school or daycare" ;)

The Theban Sacred band would like a chat.

Have you tried dividing by 2π?

Comic. [Person talking to person with black hat.] PERSON 1: Historically, it refers to a ceremony to predict the weather using a rodent. But nowadays people often use it to mean “a time loop experienced by one person.” PERSON 2: …What. [caption] Easily our weirdest holiday.

Groundhog Day Meaning

xkcd.com/3202/

I have served as the lead Democrat on issues regarding the Western Hemisphere. I have seen governments go after journalists and silence free speech. Many thought it couldn’t happen here. What we’re seeing with the arrest of Don Lemon—an independent journalist—is another step toward authoritarianism.

It’s been 8 days and we still don’t know the names of the men who murdered Alex Pretti.

DHS must be abolished. No ICE. No palantir surveillance police state.

There’s no “fixing” a sociopathic agency designed to trample on our freedoms.

So #spotify has been recommending violent and sexual videos to my seven year old. When I complained they said she should listen to enough nonviolent nonsexual content until it retrains. @eldsjal.bsky.social

The media should cover sport the way they cover the state murder of civilians:

‘Jannik Sinner appeared to win the French Open yesterday after what supporters say was a comeback from being two sets down.’

You can joke but in over 5000 of those cases a wambulance was required.

HOME | Trump Kennedy Center

Some excellent foresighted domain registration right here #chefskiss
www.trumpkennedycenter.org

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.

If Immigrants Don’t Have Due Process, No One Has Due Process How do you prove you’re a citizen?

just going to reiterate this.

if immigrants don't have due process, no one does. you can't tell citizens from immigrants without due process. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/if-immigra...

Thanks for the shout out @primetimepod.bsky.social ! FTR I found I am distantly related to "The Scoundrel" because I am slightly less distantly related to the abolitionist Granville Sharpe. And his family records from the 1700s traced his ancestry back to Grenville

Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“

Who has made this 🤣

Well I guess Archie Gemmill scoring against Holland in 1978 has been officially replaced as the mid-coitus allegory for Scottish people.

math textbook covers for some reason:

It's always nice to see a promo for an act whose entire philosophy seems to be "let's annoy font purists"

The Onion right on the nose as usua.... Oh wait my bad nm

Rivals behind two kebab shops slash each other with metal poles in street brawl

For a kebab shop this is the equivalent of a Michelin star. I have no doubt the donners available at these establishments are truly world class.
metro.co.uk/2025/11/07/r...

I renovated the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House. It was renovated in the 1940s in an art deco green tile style, which was totally inappropriate for the Lincoln Era. I did it in black and white polished Statuary marble. This was very appropriate for the time of Abraham Lincoln and, in fact, could be the marble that was originally there!

sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is