the prof, a fluffy tabby cat, sits outside with the sun shining on him, looking up at the camera. his pupils are small in the sun, and he is sitting next to a mystery pot plant with red and green leaves (ie weeds in a flower pot). Yes, he did chew on them.

The PROF: INTERN, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?
INTERN: An obscure body in the SK System, Your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as ̶p̶l̶a̶n̶e̶t̶.̶.̶.̶ ̶"̶E̶a̶r̶t̶h̶"̶.̶ the milk bottle lid.
The PROF: How peaceful it looks.

(the intern has no pic of the battle so sunny pic will have to do)

The prof, a fluffy tabby cat, sits on a bookcase. His little white paws look round and fluffy. The photo is taken from below, so you can see his shiny pinky brown nose, his white chin/beard, and his green eyes are looking up. Very good snout pic if I say so myself.

We found a new perch on the bookcase!

Wonderful day so far, got a full pouch of meaty chunks for breakfast rather than my usual half, and a good play with the stuff on a string. Later: we will furminate! The intern just felt like someone should have a good day today.

fluffy tabby cat the prof looks into the camera with a judgey face. you can see his curly fluffy tum and ear tufts very well!

is everyone behaving themselves?

fluffy tabby cat, the professor, looks into the camera with big green eyes and a shiny nose. he is modelling a big ball of fluff on his head, which just came from his little brush session. stylish!

A few minutes of the intern attending to me with the FURMINATOR, and I have a marvellous new hat, courtesy of my own fluffy flanks and tummy! Hold on, VOGUE is in my DMs!

a blurry picture of the prof, a fluffy tabby cat, with very pink tongue extended, legs akimbo and belly on display, having a good bath. blerpiest pic ever

my research into whether a fluffy cat can melt into the multiverse whilst agressively bathing continues.

(the intern says they have been laughing at this terrible blurry picture of my bath since last night - just they wait until i figure out how to work the office POLAROID - is alll i shall warn)

sleeping fluffy tabby cat showing off very fluffy tail after 30mins of brushing!

Good afternoon all. We have ditched IG for the dreaming spires of bsky. Here I am after 30mins of brushing to help me recover from the day. In the interests of academic freedom: fvck meta