@magic-monkshrooms.bsky.social

I've been writing a TTRPG campaign based on AI gaining sapience. Absolutely stealing this scene.

Ya'll rocked last night! So looking forward to when you next play in the city! Does Anti-Spectacular have merch? I didn't see it at the venue! Also if you could point me to Frankie Teardrop that'd be awesome. I didn't get their shirt last night and I really regret it, loved their sound!

What if I like topping 😩

I'd never use the word to describe someone else, but I'll use it for myself if I want to. I'm getting surgery in a few months and I plan to use the term when with partners and in intimate contexts.
That word shouldn't be in cis folk's mouths, though. It's like reclaiming any other slur.

new discord feature sorts friends by dick size

im very serious about my job

maybe i am going insane

SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.

MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...

Do you really want to have all of your posts marked NSFW, because you post a lot of NSFW content? I look at BlueSky at work and at home, and so I would see your content less if an auto-mod labeled your entire content-base as NSFW

you don't change people's minds with debate, you change people's minds by making a priest shout WOLOLO at them really hard

About to watch the chainsaw man movie but the cinema seems disproportionately full of men? Something must be wrong here. Do they not know about estrogen?

I WILL NOT BE STOPPED. NOT BY THE ANTIS OR MODS OR THE GOVERNMENT OR ANYONE. I WILL CUMPOST ON THIS WEBSITE OR SEE IT BURN TO ASHES AROUND ME.

one thing that's cool about ttrpgs by which I mean every single one of them except D&D 5E is that they are not D&D 5E. I'm sure Pathfinder fixes this

Me: This is the art for Helga the fisherwoman!
Players: What's wrong with her hands?
Me: FUCK.
Players: Are those fish in the background melding together?

Looking forward to seeing you at the gym, Alca 💪

Kobolds with guns (massive biceps)

You're a person first, deserving of love and attention for your own merits. I was in the same boat as you now over a year ago, I felt like I needed to be a good enough domme or I would be left alone. The anxiety ate at me. I needed to learn that I couldn't make everyone happy. I hope you find yours❤️

this might be the best NPC name I've ever come up with

android girl who's trying to use the internet but keeps having to stop and ask her human gf to do the captchas for her

look at this moo cow