Fucking Texas LMAO

It's an 8-track Mo!

It must be Tuesday.

This place is busted again.

Get in losers, we're postmaxxxing.

Nope.

DeSantis can just blow me.

This Isn't Trading. It's Theft from Your Retirement. Someone keeps making perfectly-timed bets right before the President speaks. The victims are your pension, your 401(k), and the country I took an oath to defend.

Fifteen minutes before the President announced he was pausing strikes on Iran, somebody moved $500 million in oil futures. Somebody knew. Somebody told them. Or somebody is them.
New piece ↓
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

Mood:

Every day I wake up and say "fuck".

Every day.

Same. I was trouble, still am.

SMITE DELTA

yawn then and now

Appalachian Thunderfuck

And drugs.

Lots of drugs.

What a steaming load of lies.

Oof .

Cancel the 2026 White House Correspondents’ Dinner The White House Correspondents Dinner shouldn't invite a president who is an enemy of free speech. Better no "Nerd Prom" than this one.

Exactly
washingtonmonthly.com/2026/04/21/c...

OH NOES TIM APPLE

Ok what the actual

Probably both.

Fuck you and the lips you rode in on.

MI loves Mal

The US media is utter shit.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Beam me up!!!

This is the way.

uh.. what were we talking about?